The Shortest Joke in the World

[Pecker]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' but instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'

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[Bob Ross]

Did you know that the Planters guy was emotionally disturbed? What do you expect, his parents were nuts

 

[AquaEyes11010]

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

 

[AquaEyes11010]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[AquaEyes11010]

45YO woman tells her doctor "Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes and nickels come out!!!"

Doctor says "Don't worry...you're just going through your change."

 

[AquaEyes11010]

If peanut oil comes from peanuts, and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

 

[AquaEyes11010]

"Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in over two weeks."

"Well, have you been taking the suppositories I prescribed?"

"Of course I have...what'd you think, I've been shoving them up my ass?"

 

[AquaEyes11010]

Sale-sign in a mohel's window -- "15% off!"

 

[AquaEyes11010]

Ralph: "So you're dating a gynecologist? A gay gynecologist?"

Mike: "Yeah, I wanted to find a man who'd never bring his work home."

 

[AquaEyes11010]

From the movie GREASE:

"And if you can't be an athlete yourself, be an athletic supporter."

 

[AquaEyes11010]

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Train engineers are difficult as mental patients 'cause no one can figure out their loco motives.

 

[ZOS23xy]

a dyslexic walks into a bra.....

 

[ZOS23xy]

Did you hear about the Polish homo? He got married to a woman!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Then there was the dyslexic guy who showed up at a toga party wearing a goat.

 

[ejection_handle]

Has anyone found the lost irishman yet?