The size of my arm

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  1. srk515

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    I wanna get this off my chest since it has been bothering me ever since I started watching porn.

    Whenever in a porn movie where the main theme is how big the guy's dick is, a lot of the time the chick will put her forearm near the dick and say "This is as big as my arm!"

    First of all, that was only half of your arm what you compared his dick to. The arm, is everything between your shoulder and wrist. And the guy's dick isn't even as big as your forearm anyways. Sure, it is probably very impressive but not nearly as big as your forearm, let alone your fucking arm.

    Whenever I hear this now, I stop watching that particular movie, it's such a bullshit way of trying to convince the audience that the guy has a big dick. It doesn't even work. Are they stupid enough not to have realized this yet? Stop the bullshit you guys, we aren't blind. You can do all your weird angles to make the dick look bigger, but for the love of ass, stop comparing it to your goddamn arm. That's all.
     
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    Shows you got good taste.
     
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    easy there tiger, its only porn

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    Lol I love getting angry. Especially at bs like this.
     
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    Are you telling me that they're trying to sneak fantasy inti my porn? Those fiends!
     
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    Are you kidding me they aren't that size? Son of....... Anyway should I be concerned if the instrument of measure is the index finger?
     
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    I wasn't trying to say "It's obviously not the size of their arm! Those people should get glasses!", but more like "It's insanely cheesy that they're always comparing the dick to their arm and it's become way too blatant to be a turn on."
     
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    Midget porn for the win! :biggrin:
     
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    Fuck you. I'm arguing about this.
     
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    Hahaha never thought of that possibility.
     
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    You'd love this show, if you don't have Netflix where you can watch it live then look for it in pieces on Youtube. He thinks precisely like you do and talks about it a lot in this stand up in particular.

    Hal Sparks: Charmageddon
     
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    I'll get right to it, haha. I guess this is also why I still follow AVGN on youtube.
     
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    Wow calm down relax and enjoy foreskins and forearms
     
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    Arms everywhere!
     
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    I don't know. Maybe it's nothing to get up in arms about.
     
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    srk515, I used to be a high-school English teacher, now retired.

    The statement the woman makes about her arm is called an oxymoron, a contradiction of sorts: saying one thing while referring to another. This figurative language or poetic device is used to ignitite critical thinking and visual acuity.

    Oxymororon was one of my poetry test questions. What is an oxymoron, when is it used, and what are three examples of an oxymoron?

    Obviously, his cock is not that big as her arm, even if her arm were small. LOL. In this sentence a simile is used (as): comparing his cock to her arm.

    Women are speaking figuratively; not literally in those terms.
     
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    Yeah but that's the part I hate, the figure of speech they're using is SO cheesy that I feel like taking a dildo that is really the size of her arm and beating the girl with it. Maybe then she can see, how big, her freaking arm is.
     
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    Shut up and suck my arm.
     
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    I'm sorry but I guess I haven't grown accustomed to your randomness yet.
     
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    I like porn where it's about the size of the guy's dick very very much, but only if he really has a big dick. I get annoyed when the girl is praising him for his size while he only has an average or slightly above average penissize.

    This doesn't mean I don't like porn with regular dicks, but then at least don't say it's big...
    There has to be some kind of believability in it.
     
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