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The sky was dark

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by BUSTERHYMAN, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. BUSTERHYMAN

    BUSTERHYMAN Legendary Member

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    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    All alone just she and I
    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes were blue
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do
    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers
    Down her spine
    I didn't know how
    But I tried my best
    I started by placing
    My hands on her breast
    I remember my fear
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread
    Her legs apart
    And when I did it
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came
    At last it's finished
    It's all over now
    My first time ever
    At milking a cow...
     
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    B_Coconutz Banned

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    MMMMMM......sexy
     
  3. Mr. Snakey

    Mr. Snakey Sexy Member

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    Oh thats funny:biggrin1:
     
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    I wonder if all farmers feel that attached to milking their cows??
     
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