The smoke alarm went off.

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pecker, Jun 23, 2009.

  1. Pecker

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    I farted.

    Sorry!
     
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    At least the sprinklers didn't activate :tongue:
     
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    You know it's bad when the Administrators start trolling...

    Bored, Pecker?
    No good posts to view at the moment?
     
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    Remember: it's illegal to yell "Fire!" in a crowded Forum.
     
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    :rofl:

    To wit, you witty twit.
     
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    Fixed that for you, as god himself likely intended.
     
  7. Pecker

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    You guys are fart smellers.

    Um....I mean smart fellers.
     
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    Is that what I could smell earlier......:fart:
     
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    I think that was Hannibal Lecter passing a man in the woods.
     
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    The first gay joke I ever heard was this one: 2 gay guys were walking down the street. One of them farted and the other one said." umm love is in the air "
     
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    lol
     
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