The Snail Trail

[joker]

I'm laughing my ass off...that is SOOO great. Don't know about the cumming inside me part though....I would be too afraid.

 

[B_gagger]

"Honey, read it again. She said squeeze, not sneeze."

Maybe sneezing has that same effect on curiousgurl?

 

[Heather LouAnna]

Have you ever sneezed with come inside you!? It makes your stomach muscles tense up and can have the same effect. That goes for laughing as well. lol

very nice boobies :smile: !!

Why thankyou, love! I grew them meself.

 

[B_gagger]

I always have cum in me...guess I'd better not sneeze or laugh huh?

 

[bluekarma]

Oopsie - thank you so much for pointing that out, honey. I wondered why I was the only one that foud that weird....duh

Honey, read it again. She said squeeze, not sneeze.

 

[thorprep]

That is too damn funny! I'd let my woman "trail" me.

 

[rhino_horn]

Men have a bunch of crazy shit they can do to women in bed. Just to name a few: Dirty Sanchez, The Houdini, Donkey Punch, etc, etc.

I'm a very odd and sexual person, so I'm always online looking at pr0n, odd websites and the like. Perhaps it's just the sites I frequent, but I've never read any stories of things that women can do to men. SO...I came up with one.

Ladies, allow the man to come inside you. Normally after this, you can cuddle for a minute or so (if so inclined *rolls eyes*) but eventually you're gonna have to go to the bathroom to clean up, lest you create blanket puddles. As you're getting up to go to the restroom, quickly put your sloppy wet pussy on his thigh and SQUEEZE as hard as you can so his ghostly man juice comes back out. While doing this, slide your moist verticle taco down the length of his leg and say in the cutest girly voice you can muster "SNAILTRIL!"

Now run like hell to the bathroom, lock the door, and giggle.

haha. that pissed me off, and got my dick hard. i salute you.



*thats not cool. :nono:

 

[mdc]

I wouldn't mind it at all. I don't think I would go asking for it though.

 

[sasquatch]

That dearling, is when a man and woman are having sex doggystyle. The man puts on a little moaning act and spits on her back to make her think he's come. Then he says "kiss me," spins her around and comes in her face.

...and the Spiderman being when you catch your cum in your hand and throw a "web" over her face when she turns around.

 

[Heather LouAnna]

Silence of the Lambs movie, anyone?

 

[VeeP]

That dearling, is when a man and woman are having sex doggystyle. The man puts on a little moaning act and spits on her back to make her think he's come. Then he says "kiss me," spins her around and comes in her face.

Ah yes, another variation of the 'slapshot'.

 

[sasquatch]

Silence of the Lambs movie, anyone?

Um...sorry H, you've lost me there!

 

[Heather LouAnna]

lol She goes to see Hannibal in his cell, man. It's all dark and dangerous and shit and as she's walking past other inmates cells, one of them slings come on her face. It's the cell right next to Hannibal's.


OMG. Get ye to Netflix.

 

[sasquatch]

Ah yes - multiple Miggs or something wasn't it?

Sorry, it's been a long week...

 

[Gisella]

Men have a bunch of crazy shit they can do to women in bed. Just to name a few: Dirty Sanchez, The Houdini, Donkey Punch, etc, etc.

I'm a very odd and sexual person, so I'm always online looking at pr0n, odd websites and the like. Perhaps it's just the sites I frequent, but I've never read any stories of things that women can do to men. SO...I came up with one.

Ladies, allow the man to come inside you. Normally after this, you can cuddle for a minute or so (if so inclined *rolls eyes*) but eventually you're gonna have to go to the bathroom to clean up, lest you create blanket puddles. As you're getting up to go to the restroom, quickly put your sloppy wet pussy on his thigh and SQUEEZE as hard as you can so his ghostly man juice comes back out. While doing this, slide your moist verticle taco down the length of his leg and say in the cutest girly voice you can muster "SNAILTRIL!"

Now run like hell to the bathroom, lock the door, and giggle.

:biggrin1:

The sloopy pussy on his thigh..done already...but say cute "Snail Tril" have to try next time for sure!!!

:tongue:

 

[pichulon]

:biggrin1:

The sloopy pussy on his thigh..done already...but say cute "Snail Tril" have to try next time for sure!!!

:tongue:

I may be the only one, I guess, but I would luvvvv a "sloopy" pussy on my thigh...... bring it on babe.... a treat!

 

[Heather LouAnna]

:biggrin1:

The sloopy pussy on his thigh..done already...but say cute "Snail Tril" have to try next time for sure!!!

:tongue:

Great. Point out my typo, why dontcha. heh

 

[D_PlankWilliams]

lol omg this is funny. I think if this every happened to me I would get this look on my face

 

[B_Spladle]

whats The Houdini???

i dont really see this being all that bad

 

[Heather LouAnna]

http://www.lpsg.org/479441-post9.html

Shpadle-come-lately should have read page two.