Why thankyou, love! I grew them meself.curiousgurl said:very nice boobies :smile: !!
HickBoy said:Honey, read it again. She said squeeze, not sneeze.
Heather LouAnna said:Men have a bunch of crazy shit they can do to women in bed. Just to name a few: Dirty Sanchez, The Houdini, Donkey Punch, etc, etc.
I'm a very odd and sexual person, so I'm always online looking at pr0n, odd websites and the like. Perhaps it's just the sites I frequent, but I've never read any stories of things that women can do to men. SO...I came up with one.
Ladies, allow the man to come inside you. Normally after this, you can cuddle for a minute or so (if so inclined *rolls eyes*) but eventually you're gonna have to go to the bathroom to clean up, lest you create blanket puddles. As you're getting up to go to the restroom, quickly put your sloppy wet pussy on his thigh and SQUEEZE as hard as you can so his ghostly man juice comes back out. While doing this, slide your moist verticle taco down the length of his leg and say in the cutest girly voice you can muster "SNAILTRIL!"
Now run like hell to the bathroom, lock the door, and giggle.
Heather LouAnna said:That dearling, is when a man and woman are having sex doggystyle. The man puts on a little moaning act and spits on her back to make her think he's come. Then he says "kiss me," spins her around and comes in her face.
Heather LouAnna said:Silence of the Lambs movie, anyone?
Heather LouAnna said:Men have a bunch of crazy shit they can do to women in bed. Just to name a few: Dirty Sanchez, The Houdini, Donkey Punch, etc, etc.
I'm a very odd and sexual person, so I'm always online looking at pr0n, odd websites and the like. Perhaps it's just the sites I frequent, but I've never read any stories of things that women can do to men. SO...I came up with one.
Ladies, allow the man to come inside you. Normally after this, you can cuddle for a minute or so (if so inclined *rolls eyes*) but eventually you're gonna have to go to the bathroom to clean up, lest you create blanket puddles. As you're getting up to go to the restroom, quickly put your sloppy wet pussy on his thigh and SQUEEZE as hard as you can so his ghostly man juice comes back out. While doing this, slide your moist verticle taco down the length of his leg and say in the cutest girly voice you can muster "SNAILTRIL!"
Now run like hell to the bathroom, lock the door, and giggle.
Gisella said::biggrin1:
The sloopy pussy on his thigh..done already...but say cute "Snail Tril" have to try next time for sure!!!
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Gisella said::biggrin1:
The sloopy pussy on his thigh..done already...but say cute "Snail Tril" have to try next time for sure!!!
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horribleperson said:whats The Houdini???
i dont really see this being all that bad
Spladle said: