The Snail Trail

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I thought that was why God gave women legs, so that they wouldnt leave snail trails.

just kidding!!!!!!!!
 

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How about a "Mexican Doorbell"...

"Repeatedly ram your Latin princess' head into the bed's headboard while violating her rear entrance. After her head volleys off the headboard every couple times or so, ask her who's knocking at the door. If she answers anything other than "PAPI", in your favorite, dirty, south-of-the-border mexican style accent, keep rhythmically knocking at the door until she answers correctly."

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