The solution to the age old question!

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_doogie888, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. B_doogie888

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    As I peruse the various forums in this community, I've come across the topic of men asking their female partners how they size up/compare to previous lovers. You can go two paths with this: "oh you're the biggest i've ever had" and save his ego at the cost of perhaps making it all too big, or "I've had much bigger" at the cost of making him feel like shit.

    Instead, you should say "one of my lovers was smaller than you, but he was the best sex I've ever had". This way you can get the best of both worlds. His ego will be saved because he is bigger (and frankly, that's what most guys' sexual egos are based on), while at the same time keeping him in check and making him realize he has to work hard to please you and to "compare" with the smaller guy!
     
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    Whats that got to do with women issues.
     
  3. MickeyLee

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    why hasn't the OP been banned?

    at least banned from Womens Issues.
     
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    It's a common question men ask women based on the frequency it's brought up on this board, and the response is surely a women's issue because that response affects the woman's relationship.
     
  5. The Dragon

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    Not a damn thing.

    @Ms.MickeyLee...we live in hope.
     
  6. AlteredEgo

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    What about answering honestly?
     
  7. MickeyLee

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    THREAD JACK!!!!
    *ahem*

    womangs of LPSG how do you feel about good old Doodie?
    do you value his contribution to our lil section of LPSG?
    have you ever thought "there is a man with a deep understanding of the female psyche"
    do wonder what makes him tick?

    or....

    do wonder how many lead chips he ate to warp him so?

    Ladies... this thread jack is a scientific thread jack. a polling of LPSG's most active ladies.

    1. Doodie is quite nifty. i want to have his babies. you bitches just don't understand.

    2. Doodie is a suck-a-butt!! he is well past his ban-by-date. he makes my vagina sad.

    3. MickeyLee is sup awesome!! i would so lez out with her. she makes my vagina smile.

    please vote in ya comments.
     
  8. B_doogie888

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    Obviously, honesty has its virtues, but as you probably know honesty can be hurtful and some situations it may be worthwhile to lie for the sake of someone you love.

    Would you be honest even if you knew it would very much hurt your partner's feelings?
     
  9. The Dragon

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    Voting for -

    2.
    &
    3. My Jenny be smiling just thinkin' 'bout it.
     
  10. helgaleena

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    My vagina could care less about doodie, but I vote 3. And it's a trollish sort of post as he is telling females what they 'ought' to do.
     
  11. B_doogie888

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    Meant it more as a helpful suggestion.
     
  12. Drifterwood

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    These are the stupid questions that us men ask that I am trying to address in another thread.

    Either your cock does the business or not for whatever reason.

    If it is just about size, which is not always the biggest issue, then either your knob is too big or too small for her, or her cunt is too big or too small for you.

    85%+ of people don't have this issue.
     
  13. MickeyLee

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    *blink* this is another "make me feel okay about my dick" thread???

    not only does LPSG need "Ask a Woman" the site is in dire need of "Issues with My Dick" area.

    please relocate this to Sex with a Massive Tool.
    y'all shifted Mr. Drifterwood's thread to etc.,etc.,... i would much rather have his thread in WI.

    *tallies votes* OH!! lezzing out with MickeyLee is in the lead. sweet :smile:
     
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    my 20% sees you. raises you a threesome with female of ya choice.


    actually, my 20% has been undressing you since i joined the site, Mr. Drifterwood.
    she's kinda trampy :eek:
     
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    This is one of those questions about which I refuse to lie. This is really one of those questions where it doesn't matter if the asker has the biggest and is the best. If he's asking, he usually has already decided he hasn't got, and isn't. If my answer contradicts his preconceptions, the general assumption is that I am lying. The only way to combat that, is to answer honestly.

    I vote for lezzing out with Mickey.
     
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    YES!! *struts*
     
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    You's got the cookie!
    They's wants the cookie!:wink:
     
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    I raise you one of mine and one of yours.

    Don't be trampin, I throw 'em off PDQ.
     
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    I like cookies. Yummy. :tongue:
     
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