The Soup

I'm probably light years behind on things as I normally on, but this show is f**king hilarious. They must have great script writers, but based on the delivery I think the host must improv alot of it. Damn cute too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBHiGSVQnE

 

Talking of cute, have you checked your mirror lately.
Cheers.

 

The Soup is an awesome show. I've been watching it for years. I remember back in the day when it was Talk Soup.

I just looked and it's been on in some form since 1991. I think I probably started watching it after 1995 though, since John Hensen was the host. For a while the show sucked until Joel took over.

 

u realize light years is a measure of distance not time right?

and ya u r a little behind, but since you're "down under" and it's probably hard to view much tv with a cock stuffed down your throat, you get a free pass.

and u might not get a show called "community" down there yet but joel takes his shirt off and wears alot of tight clothing on it. it's NBC but not sure if you can see it online in AUS does hulu work there?

 

wasn't greg kinnear a host for a while, and that red headed dude who hosted the CBS ferguson slot too?

 

I do realise that Thad... I guess I was just hoping YOU DIDNT. I was going to use my favourite unit of measurement as standardised by Lily Allen, "f*ckloads", but thought id save it so as not to traumatise all the young things that come on here (because you know...if anyone one here gets traumatised by the word f*ck, then they really must not be reading many threads).

Plus im an expert at watching TV and giving head at the same time (seriously), want to find out some time?

 

yeah sooooo many people make the mistake of assuming that just because i'm jocky means i'm also a dumbass.

ya a common one we use is "shit-ton" meaning an enormous amount. even though a ton of anything would still weight 2k-lbs.

could you move your head a little to the right i can't see espn ticker.

 

Are you jocky? Couldn't tell. You should give some kind of a hint to that end.

Shit-ton might be OK, but does it really compare with f*ckloads? I mean, let's compare

"I want shit-tons of diamonds"
"I want f*ckloads of diamonds"

You tell me which of the two has more impact? For example, If I came up to you and said "I want <insert Unit of Mesaurement here> of your cock", which would you rather hear?

As for moving my head, can't you just tilt a little? I'm working with alot here

 

ouch, that's cold.

just for that i'm not washing the salad when you come for dinner

 

You thought it was salad I was coming over to eat?

 

well, if u show up with fava beans wearing a hockey mask, i'm not letting you in, and i'm speed dialling jodie foster.