The Standard

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  1. byteslip

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    After reading many quotes like "That's not nine inches." and "Yeah when you measure it from the bottom." Has any one or group put together the actual LPSG measuring standard?

    Just think it would be a interesting/humorous topic for the annoying Monday that today has been.
     
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    There is an actual measuring standard and what you do is measure from the top side of your penis, placing the beginning of the ruler/ measuring tape softly against the end of your shaft or touching it to your pelvic area. You should be able to get an accurate reading from that.

    WIth measuring from the bottom, you get the extra inches that hide inside of the pelvic area or in the scrotum area...they aren't insertable inches (by most accounts), and therefore cannot be counted as official dick inches.
     
  3. Eva

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    There's a standard, but it's difficult to enforce.

    See, all of the men have to get together into one room and strip completely down. Once all of them are hard, we arrange them in ascending order.

    Afterwards, we have a pot luck.
     
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    The break down of the potluck is this:

    5-6.5": Main course

    7-8.5": Side dishes

    9-10.5":Utensils/plates/cups/napkins

    11+":Sodas

    Women: Rulers/tape measurers
     
  5. burns1de

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    I once saw a porn where Wesley Pipes managed to insert his cock AND balls inside a woman's vagina... so everything is definitely possible. :biggrin1:
     
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    Well, Wesley Pipes also managed to pick the most horrible porn name of the 20th century...so I agree with you that anything is possible.
     
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    That... that...

    yeah speachless...
     
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    He's also the most annoying porn star ever. Motherfucker NEVER shuts up. I can't watch his scenes without muting my TV, he's THAT annoying.

    "Yeah, take that black cock baby, you know you like that motherfucker, don't stop, take it baby, yeah, you know like that shit, that bad boy wants some, don't stop, keep on sucking that cock, yeah" ARGH, ENOUGH!
     
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    If I measure standing on my head, does the bottom become the top? If so, I can add a lot to my length without guilt!
     
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    Yes. Yes you can.
     
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