The Stud with the Pud

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  1. Zuiderzee

    Zuiderzee Active Member

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    The sun wasn't out.
    And to put this quite short,
    We'd have "rain all day long."
    Said the weather report.

    I snuggled with Earl,
    my inflatable doll,
    but his cold latex form
    didn't rouse me at all.

    My clubbing was done,
    and all my dough spent,
    Just a ho back with mom,
    'cause I couldn't pay rent.

    So I all I could do was
    Rub!
    Rub!
    Rub!
    Rub!
    But since I was broke--
    No cash for the club.

    I had to use lube,
    I just couldn't get juicy--
    And Earl's rubber prong
    couldn't go in my pussy.

    And then
    Something went SQUIRT
    Strong enough for alert!


    I looked!
    Then I saw--and he was no dud!
    I looked!
    And I saw him!
    A stud with a pud!
    And he said to me,
    "Hop off that inflatable crud!"

    "You've not been around
    With your hot, skimpy fashions,
    So I came to see you--
    Girl, let's build up some passions!"

    I got rid of Earl,
    Almost hated to do it--
    Took a sharp nail file
    And rammed that straight through it.
    That stud with the pud
    He stripped down to his skin
    And he jumped in bed with me.
    (Earl went in the bin.)
    We bounced and we jounced
    And the bed took a beating
    But that was a day
    I would end up repeating.

    That stud he was smooth--
    And he never wore down
    He came seven times!
    And I thought I would drown.

    I squealed like a pig
    And he thought that was groovy
    I'm guessing he missed
    that "DELIVERANCE" movie.

    But just when I thought
    That the fun wouldn't stop,
    his balls dried up sudden--
    his pud went KERPLOP!

    "That's my cue to scoot
    ,
    I have to recover--
    But I'll stop in again,
    you're a really fun lover."

    The stud with the pud
    jumped back into his duds
    and my sheets were all soggy
    with our combined cruds.
    I got them cleaned quick,
    though it took lots of suds.

    Then my mother came in
    (not exactly my wish)
    "Did you make trout again?
    The whole house smells like fish--"


    Should I tell her about it?
    Now what could I hint?
    That I spent all day fucking--
    An eight hour stint?

    My response was a shrug
    and an innocent humming
    I only could say:
    "an adjustment in plumbing."



     
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    Um... weird
     
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    Nice. Very talented.
     
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    Are you related to Dr. Seuss?
     
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    Loved it!
     
  6. Zuiderzee

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    Green Eggs and Ham would have been just as good to work from. Nope,
    no relation to Dr. Seuss, (it's rumored he actually hated the presence of
    children). Thanks! My first attempts at erotica (when I was about 11 or so) were rhymes. I just got back into the mode.
     
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    I really like the poem. So lighthearted!
    jonesboy99
     
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    I've heard that too (about having children around), but grew up reading his stuff, and also share my birthday with him. I've only recently in the past couple of years, started writing erotic stuff, mostly because I have a friend who is obsessed though lately I am too...
     
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    That was creative and different from what you'd expect in this section. Bravo for coming up with something innovative! I've never read such lighthearted poetry about this subject before. It must've been hell trying to get all the syllables to be in time and the rhymes to work together huh?
    Oh well. Great job!
     
  10. Zuiderzee

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    There was (and will be) a mangled Seuss riff in an upcoming story--it's taken from the beginning of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"--
    Fox in Sox is another grin-getter, and with some imagination--Cocks in
    Jocks. No big rush. I preferred the Cat/Hat idea because it revolves around a surprise visit and a sudden departure--and it's much better known than most of his other work.
     
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