This is an old story at this point. The venue has closed. I don't even know 2/3 of the others involved anymore. I had some hilarious times in Miami though.
There was a dude who was somewhere on a blurred line between FWB and boyfriend. The relationship was the former, but we did love each other and he generally introduced me as his girlfriend, even to his mother. She was sharp though, and knew the deal. She introduced me to people as his friend. I remember his sister sped over to get a good look at me when she heard about me. I was, apparently, the first woman he'd brought home of the same ethnicity in a very long time.
He managed a wine bar. I used to sit at the bar driving up revenue and tips letting other men ply me with drinks, pretending not to know the guy behind the bar. He liked watching other people flirt with me. I liked watching women flirt with him. This only went sideways once. Some dude kept buying me wine. I had told him two things. He cpuld only buy me me drinks if he was generous with the staff. I was not going to go home with him nor give him my number. But a few hours later, the owner came in, asked my guy if I had a tab, and then told him to comp it. The dude sitting with me was mad that I was friends with the owner.
Anyway. After that, my guy used to have me wait for him in a cabana out back after that. He said I was his little troublemaker. LOL I used to bloe out the candle, and from the darkness, I could then see into the other cabanas. I watched a lot of drunk people getting frisky.
One slow night, a friend of my dude's brought a woman to the bar. She was really pretty. She was self conscious about a skin condition that was leaving pale splotches all over her back. I thought it looked exotic and even sexier. For some reason, she stripped to her panties. I wasn't "allowed" to wear panties and had mine in my purse, but they were the same ones she had on! I stripped too, and put on mine. We were both really pleased with ourselves and each other. Her dude came out to the cabana, and I had him take some pictures of us on my dude's phone. The lady was getting very handsy, and we kissed a little. I didn't know her, and she was all three sheets to the wind, so I didn't allow her to escalate further.
Horny and frustrated, she turned her attention to her companion. I never did see her again, but he and I were friends, and he joined some group sex scenarios I was in with my dude.
That night, he was trashed, and he loudly made some of the weirdest proclaimations I have ever heard. I wish I could remember them all. My dude found a few minutes to join us. I had been watching the lady blow our mutual acquaintance. I started sucking my dude's cock while he watched the other pair. I had to stop though. Partially becaise the weird shit coming out of his buddy's mouth was having a deflating effect on his erection, and partially because it was all so ridiculous I was laughing too hard. Shorty must have liked though. Her enthusiasm was unwavering.
The only thing I remember is he kept telling her, "I'm gonna fuck your skull!" And he just kept getting louder and louder until we told him to be quiet. The last thing he said was, "Oh, your eyes are so gorgeous! Your face is so pretty! I'm fucking your beautiful skull!"
Things are a lot funnier to me after a bottle of cava.
He always had weird stuff to say. I remember a different get together where the woman who fucked him told me she was never again coming out to play if our dude invited that guy too. What I just found ridiculous she found too obnoxious. I can see her point. Ultimately he stopped getting invitations because he crossed some kind of boundary by asking my dude for my number one day. I would never have been able to perform sexually with him without the thrill of an audience, but my dude was too offended he'd asked at all. Every once in a while I speak with my old FWB. I always ask him how Skull Fucker is doing. He's involved with professional tennis. I usually spot him during the U.S. Open. You ever catch me laughing my face off while Serena is killing it, just know I saw a familiar face in the background.