The stupidest reason someone has dumpped you for?

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  1. blkbro510

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    I got this from another site and thought I'll bring it here and see what mature folks could talk about.

    So here's mine:

    After 12 hours of sex I was too dark.

    The same person turned around and hooked up with my best friend (who's lighted skin-no I've never trust my best friend after that) and took my best friend to a tanning salon!!!!!
    :mad:

    Okay your turn!
     
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    He needed to "find himself".
     
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    His mother didn't like that I refused to convert to Catholicism.
     
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    he was probubly using the line the last girl to leave him used...


    the too dark one is kinda dumb I feel bad for you

    in the end tho all reasons given are bs excuses, I generally think it's better to hear "I don't enjoy being around you anymore"
     
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    The fuck thing about the too dark thing is that my "best friend" was taken tanning salon!

    And after they hooked up, they both wanted things to be back to normal. LOL!


     
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    Here's another....Your dick is too big and you take too long to cum!!!!
     
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    The best one I can remember is that after spending the summer together he decided to become a priest.
     
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    It's usually me who makes the stupid excuses. When I'm in a relationship I get all panicky and freaked out.

    Other people normally stick around forever, or move on without even saying anything, lol.
     
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    Great, he decided he loved God more than you. :rolleyes: Hard to be too pissed off over that one.
     
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    I was a virgin and didn't want to give it up. We were "courting" for a while and I still wasn't ready. It was in High School :/
     
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    Hot chick said that I sweat too much, like toxic and didn't like that I had a runner's body. Dated her before my 2nd marriage. Hooked up with her again a few years after divorce and she sweat like a beast. i was pretty buff and she was toxic then. Wild weekend fucking but never dated her again.
     
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    How's about, "Can we just be friends? I find that you are too nice." Too nice? As you can see from my posts, I'm a blunt jerk like Simon Cowell and don't know what they're talking about.
     
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    "I need to be alone & find myself" - yeah, and less than a month later was living with the coast guard "friend" who had helped him decide to be alone & find himself.

    "I don't think I can trust you" - I'm an exceptionally honest person, so I knew this was bullshit. Of course, it turns out I couldn't trust him, which is what I'm guessing he really meant.

    "You're not black enough for me" & "You act too white" - I still have no idea what either one means.
     
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    Question:
    The stupidest reason someone has dumped you for?
    :confused:

    Anyone who would pass on the chance to have me is a fool! :tongue:

    Any reason is stupid.
    All their reasons were stupid
    They were stupid
    The reasons vary by degrees.
    Stupid
    Stupider
    Stupidest

    Doesn't matter how stupid

    Once they demonstrate how stupid they are there is no point in me even listening to their stupid drivel. :biggrin1:

    I just ignore them and move on. :wink:
    I thank them for shining a light on their ignorance and saving me from the mistake of being with stupid!

    I am just such a wonderful catch.
    Now excuse me while I go admire myself in a mirror .
     
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    I was too nice, not tall enough and not pretty enough, don't know how to be romantic(I got you f'ing flowers and treated you to a nice dinner and movie). To be honest this really messed with my head for a long time. I stopped dating and hid away from the outside.
     
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    My last boyfriend broke up with me because my dad recently 'came out' and my boyfriend didn't want to be involved with homosexuals.

    I had a boyfriend in high school who broke up with me because my boobs were 'way too big.'
     
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    Someone should bronze you for posterity--like a pair of baby shoes. :biggrin:

    :no: That's why I offer a forewarning to all potential boyfriends: "With me you may not get the "real Black girl" experience" :09:
     
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    You know exactly what that means! :rolleyes: It means you aren't thugriffic, ghetto fabulous, and have the audacity to speak proper English. Or as I have been told you aren't keeping it real.

    Then he shouldn't have been fucking your dad. :tongue:


    Now that guy was probably gay. :biggrin1:


    Why do you think I gave up dating black guys?:rolleyes::tongue: I can only "keep it real" for about 2 months. Then I spazz out and have to listen to Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, and the Beach Boys.:biggrin1:
     
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    :eek:

    Did she really say that.
     
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