The Terrible Truth about Easter Eggs!!!

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    Oh look, evidence of the last remaining cavemen on earth

    I'm sorry, reading the description of this book REALLY made me want to go burn churches. Religion seems to try its hardest to fuck up everything for no good reason.
     
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    Define "religion" for me please. Funny how a person whose vocabulary doesn't contain the word "nigger" will make blanket statements about "religion". It's the same kind of bigotry, just more socially acceptable among your homies, and it fucking well does not make it right.
     
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    They did, but I made 'em give 'em back so I could play with 'em for a while.
     
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    Yes, we should all pray for their immortal souls:rolleyes:

    Absolute rubbish IMO. Children are supposed to dream and have an imagination. I learned about the Bible as a child and the Easter Bunny, Santa, picked out dragons in the clouds, looked for four leaf clovers, etc. Why is everything innocent made into something evil by some people?
     
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    Because there's nothing wrong with black people. But almost every kind of religious belief tries to control the lives of people in some way or another.
     
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    It does? How so?
     
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    OMG! You barely got to me in time! I raced around the yard quickly gathering every chocolate egg I could find! Ate 'em all just in time. Sure I spend a few hours in a diabetic coma, but it was to save the children damnit!

    Thanks maxcok! Souls were saved today! *kiss*

    (Btw - if there are testicles to be savoured, I swear - I'll take them for the team!)
     
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    I am continually amazed by people who think the Landover Baptist site is intended as "satire".
    How much time did you spend reading the link anyway, you heathen? Did you see the other books advertised?

    For example:
    1. Nancy Boy Chrissy, The Bedwetting Sissy! by Pastor Deacon Fred
    2. Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, and a Man Named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky! by Pastor Deacon Fred
    3. The Little Jew: "Levi, The Dancing Cockroach" by Gloria Steinhunt
    This is deadly serious stuff. It's sheer blasphemy that you would try to portray it as satire, you godless homosexual heathen. You will rot in hell for this!

    Please forgive me, I will pray for your immortal soul, of course.
     
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    No doubt you tarted them up in some Satanic "easter" colors.

    I will pray for your immortal soul too, Hick.
     
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    Like, say, pink. The color of homosexualism. Which is, of course, what's destroying our wonderful civilization here in the USA (no flaws at all except that damned pesky homosexualism).

    NCbear (who has actually heard people say this kind of thing and expect it to be taken seriously :eek:)
     
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    ... or lavender or purple, par example.
     
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    Damn right I did.

    It has never bothered me that those eggs have nothing to do with Christianity. I like dyeing them, looking them gaily arranged on shredded plastic, and making egg salad out of them and eating it. Satan's testicles = FUN.
     
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    Here's the perfect picture showing those kind of Easter eggs:



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    I was mistaken. Clearly you are beyond redemption.

    I shall continue to pray for you, but unless you change your evil ways, I'm afraid you're going to rot in Hell.

    I bet you thought that would cause some stirring in our "nether regions".

    Well I'm here to deny that, and I rebuke thee, Satan worshipper!

    Hawt!
     
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    You're not the first one to make that prediction. Enjoy your prayer session.

    Have some Fartin' Fee Gee's Sweet 'n' Sour Sizzlin' Sausages - made from only the finest pork fins! YouTube - The Tubes, "Fartin' Fee Gee" commercial
     
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    You can join our 'prayer circle', but only if you promise to keep your hands to yourself.

    And don't get any funny ideas. I know what you're thinking. It's not that kind of "circle", I don't care what anybody else said.

    On second thought, you pigs are on your own.
     
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    The pagans had big festivals on Easter and Christmas.
    Christians had big festivals at Easter and Christmas.
    Jesus died on one and was born on the other. Hm-hm-hm-hmm?
    Cos…Jesus I do think did exist.
    He was a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi area, the Nelson Mandela area - relaxed and groovy.
    The Romans thought, “Relaxed and groovy? No.”
    So they murdered him.
    Kids eat chocolate eggs because the color of the chocolate and the color of the wood on the cross…
    Well, you tell me.
    It’s got nothing to do with it, has it?
    People are going, “Remember kids, Jesus died for your sins.”
    “Yeah, I know, it’s great.”
    “No, it’s bad.”
    “It’s bad. lt’s terrible.”
    “Whatever you want. Just keep giving me these eggs.”
    And the bunny rabbits, where do they come into the Crucifixion?
    There were no rabbits going, “You putting crosses in our warrens?
    “We live below this hill, all right?”
    Bunny rabbits are for shagging, eggs are for fertility.
    It’s the spring festival.


    -Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill
     
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    Thanks for the Easter humor, maxcok... that was funny.
     
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