The Terrible Truth about Easter Eggs!!!

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I was mistaken. Clearly you are beyond redemption.

I shall continue to pray for you, but unless you change your evil ways, I'm afraid you're going to rot in Hell.

This shows how false your faith is. A True Christian®, would never fear for a heathen his eternal suffering. It is as the world should be. It is God's will. Fear shows a desire for things to be different. You are questioning the rule of Jesus Chris†®, our savior, and therefor you, too, shall truly rot in Hell. I would feel sorry for you, but my superior up-bringing has rendered me completely devoid of emotions toward those who do not welcome, without question, the love and devotion of He who died on the cross so that we may be re-born and invoke his name to excuse our every transgression.
 

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This shows how false your faith is. A True Christian®, would never fear for a heathen his eternal suffering. It is as the world should be. It is God's will. Fear shows a desire for things to be different. You are questioning the rule of Jesus Chris†®, our savior, and therefor you, too, shall truly rot in Hell. I would feel sorry for you, but my superior up-bringing has rendered me completely devoid of emotions toward those who do not welcome, without question, the love and devotion of He who died on the cross so that we may be re-born and invoke his name to excuse our every transgression.
Now I'm afraid I'm going to rot in Hell, which according to your impeccable logic guarantees I'll rot in Hell.

Oh well, at least I'll rot in good company.
 

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Truth???...Terrible or otherwise...about Easter Eggs??? Photos or it didn't happen...? :smile:
Oh really?? Do you have pics of our Lord dancing on water? Flying up to heaven?? :rolleyes: Ye of little faith.

All I know is I saw this guy in the neighbors' backyard early Sunday morning. What do you think he was doing?
 
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The pagans had big festivals on Easter and Christmas.
Christians had big festivals at Easter and Christmas.
Jesus died on one and was born on the other. Hm-hm-hm-hmm?
Cos…Jesus I do think did exist.
He was a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi area, the Nelson Mandela area - relaxed and groovy.
The Romans thought, “Relaxed and groovy? No.”
So they murdered him.
Kids eat chocolate eggs because the color of the chocolate and the color of the wood on the cross…
Well, you tell me.
It’s got nothing to do with it, has it?
People are going, “Remember kids, Jesus died for your sins.”
“Yeah, I know, it’s great.”
“No, it’s bad.”
“It’s bad. lt’s terrible.”
“Whatever you want. Just keep giving me these eggs.”
And the bunny rabbits, where do they come into the Crucifixion?
There were no rabbits going, “You putting crosses in our warrens?
“We live below this hill, all right?”
Bunny rabbits are for shagging, eggs are for fertility.
It’s the spring festival.


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And here I thought deviled eggs meant something else....
LOL!
*whimper* Oh i really want those eggs, now!
Now I'm afraid I'm going to rot in Hell, which according to your impeccable logic guarantees I'll rot in Hell.

Oh well, at least I'll rot in good company.
Well, seeing as how I will be there, yes, yes you will :wink:
Oh really?? Do you have pics of our Lord dancing on water? Flying up to heaven?? :rolleyes: Ye of little faith.

All I know is I saw this guy in the neighbors' backyard early Sunday morning. What do you think he was doing?
He was on his way to hide his eggs in a special warm snug hiding spot of mine. He does so every year. What? Are you saying th,at's wring?:confused::eek: