The Top 10 Songs of All Time.. ABOUT MASTURBATING!

[jjsjr]

"Sodomy" from the musical HAIR.
Not entirely about masturbation, but here are the lyrics:

Sodomy, Fellatio, Cunnilingus, Pederasty
Father, why do these words sound so nasty?
Masturbation can be fun!
Join the holy orgy,
Kama Sutra,
Everyone!


Also Cascada's "Evacuate the Dancefloor" is about cleaning out your ass for anal sex.

 

[ule]

Fingers by P!nk

YouTube - Pink - Fingers Live - I'm Not Dead Tour DVD

I'm alone now
Staring at the ceiling
I'm kinda bored now
I can't sleep
And you and me can't make my life complete
When you come you slip into a dream

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking

I'm starving
For some attention
I'm begging, pleading, bleeding
For a suggestion
I bite my tongue because I wanna scream
I'm almost there and you turn and look at me

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking

Rewind and you will see
Why in the morning
I'm happy
Right there on the tv screen
Me vengo, me vengo

I'm restless
You need some caffeine
But I'm wasted
If you could only see
Cause I need more than you are gonna give

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching

 

[Novaboy]

Making Love Alone - Bernadette Peters

YouTube - Making Love Alone- Bernadette Peters

 

[borntobeking]

7. I Touch Myself - The Devinyls - 1991... So smooth it sounds too romantic to be this filthy
YouTube - Divinyls - I Touch Myself



4. DARLING NIKKI - PRINCE - 1984
you cant have a freaky music list without his royal badness!
YouTube - Prince/The Revolution - Darling Nikki



1. OOPS OH MY - TWEET (Featuring Missy Elliot) 2002
Timbaland produced funk jam that went to a place that most R&B favorite tracks dont dare to go
YouTube - Tweet feat. Missy Elliott - Oops (Oh My)

These are my three favorites. Great list:biggrin1:

 

[Gillette]

Also Cascada's "Evacuate the Dancefloor" is about cleaning out your ass for anal sex.

Say what?

 

[lankz]

faith - the big yin

YouTube - Billy Connelly's Masterbate Pisstake

 

[willow78]

"Rattlesnake Shake" (early) Fleetwood Mac

 

[B_Shurewood]

"Rattlesnake Shake" (early) Fleetwood Mac

That's the first one that came to my mind, too! :biggrin1:

Fleetwood Mac Rattlesnake Shake Lyrics:
Written by Peter Green.

Baby, if you got to rock
I got to be your rockin' horse
Baby, think you'd like to roll
Make me your diggin' mole
They're shakin' the world
When it's time to crash
But when I get home tonight
I guess I got to shake myself

You need some love
You must have the blues
Ain't but the one thing
A good man can do
He do the shake
The rattlesnake shake
Man, do the shake
Yes, and jerk away the blues
Now, jerk it

Now, I know this guy
His name is Mick
Now, he don't care when he ain't got no chick
He do the shake
The rattlesnake shake
Yes, he do the shake
And jerks away the blues
Now, jerk it ...

YouTube - FLEETWOOD MAC - Rattlesnake Shake
Fleetwood Mac: "Rattlesnake Shake"

 

[blackbooty1]

WOW thats really, really, really early Fleetwood when they sounded more like a grungy blues band. i never heard that stuff before. they got away with that in 1969-70? i guess people wasnt listening to the lyrics were they?

 

[avengoid1]

"Blister in the sun"

Violent femmes.

This one was mainstream radio stuff. Guess the FCC shoulda listened to the lyrics. Oh will someone please think of the children?!

When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one

Body and beats, I stain my sheets -- I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end -- she is starting to cry
Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one

When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out
Body and beats, I stain my sheets -- I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end -- she is starting to cry
When I'm out walkin', I strut my stuff -- yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out

Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one

 

[CovalentBondage]

Touch of my hand is such an amazing song!!!