The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians

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  1. Industrialsize

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    Take a man. Add eye work (unisex glasses if eye wear is needed)and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair--if possible a dye job. A little doughy-ness doesn't hurt, either. Have a weakness for turtlenecks and by all means fight aging like it's a battle you can win if you try just a little harder, and there you have it: The winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.

    Read more: The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians | Cracked.com
     
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    Tim Robbins looks like Judy Dench!
     
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    I am deeply offended by the misogynistic tone of both the title and the content of this thread.

    Thinly veiled hate speech directed at female gays coming from not only a vocal critic of hate crimes directed at gays, an advocate of gay rights, a gay man AND a Moderator of this board is truly disgusting.

    Just in case you missed it I do believe such content is against TOS....

    Hate speech and general trolling - Content whose primary purpose is to incite or promote hatred towards an identifiable group: Wiki - Hate Speech Trolling covers a vast array of behavior but mainly revolves around members who consistently post in a manner which they know will upset others, members who insist on going off topic to serve their own agenda (which has nothing to do with the topic at hand)
     
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    Horse shit.
     
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    Funny how there were no complaints about "hate speech" when someone started a thread about lesbians who looked like Justin Bieber. And for the record, I thought the link was pretty funny. Considering where the source material came from, it's obvious that it was a joke and not to be taken too seriously.
     
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    Funny is it not how one groups "Horse Shit" can be another groups obdurate truth. No?
     
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    I`m writing a letter of apology both to Tim Robbins and Dame Judy Dench.
     
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    That was funny. It was bitter sweet because I was recently mistaken for Robert Redford and cruised by a lesbian on the way home in the same week.
     
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    I tend to doubt that this was written by you. Seeing as you were recently given the privilege to return to this site and are still on probation, posting inflammatory content for a banned member may not be in your best interest.

    Funny—is it not?—that your friend can't seem to provide you with the correct punctuation when he tells you what to write.
     
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    Mister, you is a mean drunk.

    (Noah Beery film reference for you cultural illiterates. Didn't really mean anything racist or misogynist by it. :wink: :tongue: :biggrin1:)
     
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    Write one to Simon Cowell too. :)
     
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    'The top 25 men who look like effeminate old men' or 'The top 25 men who old lesbians may end up looking like if they continue with the butchness' would be suitable yet lengthier versions. In a way, it is kinda homophobic BUT a joke, lame but yea.

    I didn't find cracked's article to be particularly funny or even interesting.
    I did however get freaked out by the pic of Dana Carvey. Just plain weird looking.

    And some of them guys looked like plain ordinary guys, Ricky Gervais??? seriously.

    Crackd must have been grasping at straws by number 15 after thinking of this topic. Should have stuck with the top 10 and included Nudeyorker. PMSL sorry NY, had to get you back for that cheesy thread joke you made last time.
     
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    People really take shit too serious on this site. I thought this article was hilarious.
     
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    HAHAH awesome post!
     
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    I'm offended by crickets chirping in the night.

    Seriously, hate speech? :confused: Where?
     
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    Long cocks but short fuses at this site.
     
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    I hate myself for laughing at these but when I read ...

    Looks Like:
    An author of a paper stating sex with a man is, by definition, a hate crime.

    I nearly pissed myself laughing. Reminded me of the sort of thing one of my tutors would say when I was at uni.
     
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    Richard Butler is not that bad, neither is . Jon Bon Jovi.



    sure these could afford surgery for their evil trade anyway.
     
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    I see that the article is nearly three years old, which would explain why its photo of Roger Ebert (#19) does not show him as he looks now, with his jaw having been removed because of cancer. He "speaks" now by writing on a pad. A real laugh riot, that.
     
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    :frown1:
    Horribly sad, i will exit this thread.

    However, Jaw transplants have been done on many occasions, I just hope that there is or is going to be soon a technique for this guy too. Jaw transplant allows man to chew after nine years - 27 August 2004 - New Scientist

    P.S, Best wishes to him just in case he ever happens to be reading this thread.
     
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