The truth about a tiny dick

[deleted1046538]

Well man, ur huge. It's almost like it's nature that u do that to tiny dicks

Well I mean cute little dickless twinks cant really have any sexual purpose but to serve real fuckin men with actual cocks. You know what I mean?

 

[deleted1046538]

Guys. I mean you can say all the nice things you want, but seriously men hook up with me one time and I never hear from them again. Most of the time they just look bored while I jack off my little dick. They almost never want to suck it. I mean look at it. Let's just be honest here. Having a cock like that and being gay completely sucks. Plus half the time it doesn't even get very hard. That is a normal sized 6 inch dildo. How would you feel if you had a cock like that?

I'd really love to dominate you and fuck your brains out bro. I wouldn't blow you but that's just the dominant superior thing in my nature. Also I've been with many guys that had 2- 3" erect. It really gets my alpha superiority damn horny n hot.

 

[deleted1046538]

most women I've been with don't say it outright, but all too often, I've been with one who brings up the story of how she's been with a small dick and said it couldn't work in the long term but that she'd never let on to the guy after she dumped him. although it makes me feel pretty smug, I must say it also makes me real grateful I don't have a small dick. In most cases the women who said this weren't size queens, just passing comment on size.

but nobody is immune from insecurity. I went out with one girl I really liked. after a few weeks of sex, she let on that she had been with a guy who was much larger than me. I hadn't asked her, and assumed she was telling me because she didn't like too big, but it turned out she had enjoyed sex with him. I couldn't get that out of my mind and ended up dumping her, I didn't want to feel I was being compared to someone else every time we fucked.

so small guys should know - there is always someone bigger, someone better, someone thicker, someone longer, even for endowed guys. Women might snigger once they done with you, but if you show some passion and skills, and if there's more to you than your dick, you're going to snag a woman who is worth it eventually. just keep fucking, practice makes perfect yo.

As I'm just a nice substantial 6x5 I have been with a few men and women who were size queens and although I have no doubt the sex was good for me and for them I'm aware that they were the type that do prefer very large cocks. Still even with those I've never had any complaints at all.

 

[deleted1046538]

It's always the big dicked guys in these threads that say "dick size doesn't matter". From this gay guy's perspective, it definitely matters ( to other people).

A guy with a big dick can be fat, ugly annoying and smelly but still get tons of sex from men who want sex with other men.

As a dominant top I have to disagree partly. I'm not interested at all in fat or ugly guys no matter what their endowment. But I've always been tall thin and good looking and am truthfully a little vain and shallow... so?

 

[hypolimnas]

As a dominant top I have to disagree partly. I'm not interested at all in fat or ugly guys no matter what their endowment. But I've always been tall thin and good looking and am truthfully a little vain and shallow... so?

One might add that some total psychos have big cocks too - also be avoided. I've think that a big cock never makes up for a shit personality.

 

[deleted1046538]

One might add that some total psychos have big cocks too - also be avoided. I've think that a big cock never makes up for a shit personality.

I agree.. IT can't ever make up for.

 

[Dave K]

Well I mean cute little dickless twinks cant really have any sexual purpose but to serve real fuckin men with actual cocks. You know what I mean?

yes u might be right sir. I know from experience mine is pretty useless when it comes to pleasing women

 

[phillo12345]

As a dominant top I have to disagree partly. I'm not interested at all in fat or ugly guys no matter what their endowment. But I've always been tall thin and good looking and am truthfully a little vain and shallow... so?

I didn't say that all big dicked guys could get together with you. I said that if a guy had a big dick and wanted to fool around with other guys he'd be successful despite being less-than-ideal in some other categories.

You basically said you couldn't care less about a big dick and therefore not all guys with big dicks could get lucky with you which is irrelevant to the point.

An 'overweight' and 'ugly' guy who also has a big dick may not work out with you but he'll still get something whereas someone who is exactly the same but has a small dick may be used to getting nothing.

 

[Tessabunni]

I think it's telling that the only people offering encouragement are men.

I prefer a smaller endowed man who loves pleasing his partner than a well hung guy who thinks that because he's huge he doesn't need to go to any effort to please his lover. I've had both and honestly (with apologies to u gorgeous big boys) I'd rather have small cause it fits nice and doesn't bang my cervix!

 

[Vasko]

Guys. I mean you can say all the nice things you want, but seriously men hook up with me one time and I never hear from them again. Most of the time they just look bored while I jack off my little dick. They almost never want to suck it. I mean look at it. Let's just be honest here. Having a cock like that and being gay completely sucks. Plus half the time it doesn't even get very hard. That is a normal sized 6 inch dildo. How would you feel if you had a cock like that?

Well, what you're gonna do? It is what it is...

I understand where you are coming from but there is no point complaining about it - enjoy what you have and make the most of it. Compared to some guys here I'd class myself in the average range, I have been with guys that ranged in penis size from micro penis to some that were a lot bigger than me, and you know what - the only time I've had 'bad sex' was when the attitude wasn't right. Penis size only affects the mechanics; an open mind and a willingness to play around means you and your partners can have fun.

 

[giantdoseofbs]

I personally like the smaller or average ones because they're more enjoyable (bottom here), 4,5-6 inches are perfect for me.

And yes, big, thick, huge cocks might look better but I personally can't enjoy them, it's nice to look at them or even blow them (that is also less enjoyable) but otherwise no.

 

[wallyj84]

I prefer a smaller endowed man who loves pleasing his partner than a well hung guy who thinks that because he's huge he doesn't need to go to any effort to please his lover. I've had both and honestly (with apologies to u gorgeous big boys) I'd rather have small cause it fits nice and doesn't bang my cervix!

lol Who payed you to write that filth?

 

[Brisler]

lol Who payed you to write that filth?

Why do you ask, Wally? You know damn well that The Illuminati has joined the anti-size conspiracy long ago and is now paying women to take to the internet to claim that size doesn't matter.

The only reasonable thing would be to greet them with unwavering rudeness, even if they're being nice to you, so you've chosen the most appropriate route so far...

 

[deleted1027980]

lol Who payed you to write that filth?

Haha!

 

[Tessabunni]

lol Who payed you to write that filth?

You shudda witnessed the ecstasy that an average sized boy brought me this morning ...three times.

 

[wallyj84]

You shudda witnessed the ecstasy that an average sized boy brought me this morning ...three times.

I'm sorry, but this belongs in the fiction section.

Average dicks are an abomination. They don't bring pleasure, only regret and disappointment.

 

[Tessabunni]

I'm sorry, but this belongs in the fiction section.

Average dicks are an abomination. They don't bring pleasure, only regret and disappointment.

Just had him again at his desk. I only write the truth here. It's anonymous- so why lie? If you don't believe me then shut up and be miserable somewhere else!

 

[nailz]

lol, why didn't I read this thread sooner?

Someone should collect these wally-isms into an anthology.

 

[Brisler]

lol, why didn't I read this thread sooner?

Someone should collect these wally-isms into an anthology.

I don't know. It's been going on for nearly ten years now, and I fear that even the best of trolls will become tedious in time. On the other hand, Wally might just be the best troll I've ever seen.

Yeah, come to think of it, this place wouldn't be the same without. Especially because it's quite obvious that there's a really likable guy hidden somewhere beneath his layers of fights and thoughts on behalf of the three-legged crowd.

 

[stephen smith]

Dude are you serious!!! Your dick is hot man, and your pubes too!!! I would be on my knees in two seconds!!!