The truth about lies

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  1. Mr.caramel

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    Any women ever told a guy he was big or hung when you knew he was not, and if yes why did you say it?
     
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    No because I think it would just come back to haunt you!
     
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    If I'm paying enough she'd darned well better!
     
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    The ghost of penis past....:tongue:
     
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    Of course..Every guy likes to think he's big and majority of guys will ask

    Its a harmless lie and as long as he isnt tiny he will believe that you think he is big.....like he did when i told him :smile:
     
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    Harmless.....until he meets an honest woman......(dons flack jacket and yells....I'm kidding I'm kidding) :biggrin1:
     
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    Its just like when a woman asks you does she look fat in her new dress....Always say NO

    "Do i have a big cock..Yes"

    Both Harmless lies
     
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    Hi Lee_M

    I usually say if you don't want a truthful answer don't ask the question. But sometimes deception is the better part of flattery.

    Will my Bum look big in this..? Hell I hope so :biggrin1:
     
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    Dong

    I just gotta tell you im in love with your photo gallery, very nice sir :biggrin1:
     
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    Or the seminal... it's not you, it's me.

    It's always YOU.
     
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    Interesting topic.

    I have had a few girlfriends tell me that I was big, and I assumed it was a "harmless lie", because I just didn't believe I was. I'm still getting over that.
     
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    You dont need a flak jacket for that. However, if you had continued the idea by saying the following, you might have.

    until he meets an honest woman....which doesn't exist.

    *takes flak jacket from dong and puts it on*
     
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    "Does this dress make my ass look big?"
    "No, it isn't the dress that makes it look big."
     
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    No...
     
  15. dong20

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    Why thank you...and we just met and all. :redface:

    "Do my breasts look big in this?...wait, give me time...I need a closer look.... Mmmmm lovely....err.....handwriting :wink: "

    Ooer....lucky I just got my Flack Jacket back from Tallguypns 3 posts up....phew :tongue:

    Hi Lee_M...it's been a strange kind of day :rolleyes:
     
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    When multiple women mentioned my size, without my soliciting any comments, I tended to start to believe them. Since the only erect penis I've encountered has been my own, it just looks 'normal' to me! :tongue:
     
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    :Thinkingof_:The answer running through every guys mind (if it is true) before he opens his mouth and hopefully says something that doesn't get him bitch-slapped!

    :fing02:
     
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    Is it big?

    In relationship to the other guys you have had?

    In relationship to the universal concept of penisness or bigness for that matter?

    Or in relationship to the size of your vagina?

    An ex who went on a lot about the size of mine, had the largest vagina I have ever encountered. So when I was with her I actually felt small compared to how I feel with most other women.

    Don't ask this question guys - the proof of the pudding is in the eating - besides it makes you vulnerable.
     
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