The Truth Hurts......

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a
    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a
    Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
    tness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
    He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
    me?"
    She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.
    I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
    you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your
    wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their
    backs.
    You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
    to realize you never will amount to anything more than a
    two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he
    pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the
    defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've
    known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
    bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal
    relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in
    the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife
    with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know
    him."
    The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both
    counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet
    voice, said,
    "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll
    send you to the electric chair
     
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    *wondering how the he// they know my mother*
     
  3. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    Thats brilliant
     
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