The Turkey Has Been Pardoned . . .

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  1. chicagosam

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    . . . and, so, it appears, has the Pig.

    Let the holidays begin!:banana:
     
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    S-s-s-s-o-oooo, ManleeBanherstus iz bakh?

    Aaaaaarrrgghhh!!!!
     
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    So! The Porkchop Princess and the REDNECK
    are back yet again, huh? Well, la de fuckin' DA!:lol:
    What the fuck kept them?
     
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    mmmmmmmm, pork chops!
     
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    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

    Intelligence reports indicate that the recently paroled ManlyBanisters has been abducted by an unknown LPSG terrorist and may now be a cloistered nun known as Sister Mary Pork Chop at the sacred Convent of FahkQueue.

    Almost twenty four hours have passed since her release from BahndKampf and it is feared that the newly reinstated Sister Mary Pork Chop has been silenced permanently and is being held for ransom where she can neither fornicate or express her opinion freely.

    Further reports have indicated that the aforementioned newly made bride of Christ is being moved from site to site. There were unconfirmed sitings at HeadrestBlather, BignessKounts, LPigSG, and Teletubbies.

    Any information concerning her well being and whereabouts would be greatly appreciated.
     
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    Lol, Sam!
     
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    OK, she's no longer earned the distinction of "The porkchop princess", now she's now known as the "Porkchop Postulant"
    And last time I heard, she was south bound on I-95, heading for the southern states believing that Pigs are placed high above other. Chitterlins, anyone?
     
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    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

    New developments in the case of the missing ManlyBanisters have surfaced.

    Terrorist Osama bin DoverUndFahkMeindaAhs has released the following photo of the plundered porcine postulant. (See picture below.) Bin DoverUndFahkMeindaAhs is known to have ties to the rogue LPSG agent Medusa. It is undetermined at the time of this report as to why the holy Sister Mary Pork Chop is being held. Intelligence reports suggest that she is being forced to observe her imposed Vows of Silence and Chastity by having her mouth stuffed. Rumor is that it is not an apple. Intelligence also indicates that she is winning over her captors with her religious dancing in the style of Salome. Bin DoverUndFahkMeindaAhs is a great admirerer of her Dance of the Seven Veils.which ends with her hefting her ample orbs and juggling them. (See picture below.)

    We will continue to update the membership with our twenty-four hour coverage on the abduction of ManlyBanisters.

    Now, stay with us at PhaqueSnoose for “You Betcha” with the wit and wisdom of Sarah Palin.
     

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    I have her in my prays!
     
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    The Turkey Has Been Pardoned . . .

    and . . . . they're off!
     
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    With MB now back in the good graces of LPSG, all in right in the world. WB to MB.
     
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    Jay Leno said one of the turkeys said he'd rather have a job than a pardon!
     
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