I don't really like to think about it but I'd have to say that of a former neighbor of mine. He showed the biggest bulge in his pants so I wanted to get in them - figuratively speaking. After we got undressed and started messing around, I saw his cock and thought I'd puke. Ulgy purplelish uncut head. I'd seen dogs dicks that looked better. In all fairness, I heard from others that he had been out with that said basically the same thing.