The ugliest dick I've ever seen...

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Pecker said:
Elvis is here but his penis has left the building.

Elvis may be "The King", but that penis isn't much of a "ruler"....
(dahoo dahoo, awwww baby, git me sumpin' ta eat.....):biggrin1:
 

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I don't really like to think about it but I'd have to say that of a former neighbor of mine. He showed the biggest bulge in his pants so I wanted to get in them - figuratively speaking. After we got undressed and started messing around, I saw his cock and thought I'd puke. Ulgy purplelish uncut head. I'd seen dogs dicks that looked better. In all fairness, I heard from others that he had been out with that said basically the same thing.
 

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Is it possible in Alabama you've just never seen a natural penis?

Welcome to the real world.

I'd a lot rather see a veiny purple engorged penis head than a pasty cut one.
 

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dxjnorto said:
Is it possible in Alabama you've just never seen a natural penis?

Welcome to the real world.

I'd a lot rather see a veiny purple engorged penis head than a pasty cut one.

Take it from me....as one that has seen and sucked countless cocks, I have seen "natural" before. This my friend was no natural natural.