The unconventionally sexiest Woman

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this is where we post the women we find incredibly sexy that go against the norm. so no kelly brook but kelly osbourne would qualify.

The sexiest woman in my opinion is Nigella Lawson. most guys say shes fat and they would have fucked her when she was younger but to me shes a chubby MILF with the face of a goddess who is also one of the most sensual people ive ever seen. if porn stars were half as sultry and sensual as she is id probably bother to watch it. and she has e cup tits. and that voice! and when she licks food off her finger...

YouTube - Nigella Lawson
YouTube - Nigella Lawson Interview - Parkinson - BBC

i think shes 46 there but shes 48 now and looks exactly the same. its like time just does not apply to her.


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf6WngVhv8I
 

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Not trying to flame here, but anyone that would say she's fat needs to be slapped. I think she's "normal" and very attractive, sorry but I live by the motto the more curves the better lol. I'm not sure I would even consider her chubby, women are supposed to be a soft and squishy, keep your size 2s that eat nothing but alfalfa sprouts and a tic-tac for lunch.

I've caught her show, nothing more sexy than a woman that cooks, except a woman that looks like she actually eats her cooking as well.
 
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Fat, ummmm no. She is not even chubby from what iv seen. Its hard to believe her age, she looks to me in her 30's. Beautiful indeed. Gotta say I'm hungry for Nigella. :yup:
 

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Nigella is an amazing woman. She could f*ck your brains out then cook you dinner or maybe cook you dinner and then f*ck your brains out - either way she is so very sexy :biggrin1:
 

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she is like the real life Chloe Metz. Speaking of which, while being a bit more conventionally hot, I would love to get with Meredith Monroe. Big fan of Beverley Mitchell, Marla Sokolof, Rachel Dratch, and Christina Ricci as well.
 

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she is like the real life Chloe Metz. Speaking of which, while being a bit more conventionally hot, I would love to get with Meredith Monroe. Big fan of Beverley Mitchell, Marla Sokolof, Rachel Dratch, and Christina Ricci as well.

Yes...yes...yes, love Beverley Mitchell, so cute and sexy at the same time.

I'd throw Kelly Clarkson on that list as well.
 

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Yay for Nigella though hardly unconventionally sexy in my book!

However, ever since Dangerous Liaisons I've always had a bit of a thing for Uma Thurman though! And she really does divide opinion....
 

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Other than not being a waif, how is she unconventional? I was thinking more facially, like an Uma Thurman

Strange, Uma is the name that popped into my head the moment I first read this thread, yesterday. I think she's beautiful.

I didn't mention her, though, because I wasn't sure if she was too "conventional". :eek::biggrin1:
 

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Strange, Uma is the name that popped into my head the moment I first read this thread, yesterday. I think she's beautiful.

I didn't mention her, though, because I wasn't sure if she was too "conventional". :eek::biggrin1:

Well she's tall slim & blonde which is quite conventional, but she's also got quite angular features, a slightly too big nose and huge hands and feet. Don't care!!!!!!

How about Jodie Kidd? She's great. Bit too conventional for this thread maybe?
 

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Nigella Lawson unconventionally sexy? unbelievably sexy. i would lick clotted cream and fig compote off every inch of her body. just damn.

other ladies of the unconventional hottness: Kathrine Moennig , Skunk Anansie, Cynthia Ettinger, Zoe Deschanel *might being pushing it bit*

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It's very surprising to see which kind of women qualifies as "unconventionally" sexy. To me, both Uma Thurman and Nigrella Lawson look perfectly "conventionally" sexy. I reckon some people might be under the influence of porn which definitely suggests sexyness of a certain type of woman. If that porn is the convention, I'm against it ;)
 
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Unconventionally sexy? I find her garden-variety MILF-sexy. What exactly defies the conventions with her?

I assume that by "conventionally", the OP was referring to the sickly, emaciated runway models with sticky arms.

Funny, I have yet to meet 1 (one) real-life straight guy who actually sexually fancies those anorexic waifs.
 

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Nigella is about a traditionally beautiful as a woman can get.
The whole package, as it were.
Like Anne Hathaway plus 25 pounds.

Unconventionally beautiful would have to be attractive despite NOT having classical features or a rockin body.

Like Judy Dench... she always strikes me as if she would be great in bed....


Or Sandra Burnhard...
 

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this is where we post the women we find incredibly sexy that go against the norm. so no kelly brook but kelly osbourne would qualify.

The sexiest woman in my opinion is Nigella Lawson. most guys say shes fat and they would have fucked her when she was younger but to me shes a chubby MILF with the face of a goddess who is also one of the most sensual people ive ever seen. if porn stars were half as sultry and sensual as she is id probably bother to watch it. and she has e cup tits. and that voice! and when she licks food off her finger...

YouTube - Nigella Lawson
YouTube - Nigella Lawson Interview - Parkinson - BBC

i think shes 46 there but shes 48 now and looks exactly the same. its like time just does not apply to her.

i don't know by which standards she's unconventionally beautiful. she's just beautiful, beyond conventions.
 

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Nigella is undoubtably gorgeous, but if I ever got her to bed ( ok very unlikely I know ) I would end up thinking about her father, one very poor Chancellor of the Exchequer, what a turn off!