The United States have become a sex tourism hotspot - weak dollar, strong Euro

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    Next month I'm traveling to the U.S. with a bunch of friends. We're basically going on a kind of a sex tour.

    We decided not to go to Thailand this year, because we've been there so many times. It's the U.S. this time, because the weak dollar and the strong euro makes everything in America dirt-cheap.

    You pay an ordinary street hooker $100 to get a quickie. We Euros basically get 35% off. :biggrin1:

    I've read this has become a bit of a trend, with hordes of European men booking a cheap transatlantic flight to check out the hookers in America for a week or two.

    Anyone else going?

    And what are the hottest places for cheap American meat?
     
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    Never had a hooker, but guessing you still want quality.

    If so, Vegas. Period end of story. It's easy, fun town, and you'll get whatever suits you.
     
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    You're fucking nuts.

    In Thailand you could have 3 girls for what you're planning on paying for 1 in the US and all 3 of them will be 10 times hotter than the aforementioned 1. For that matter, you could get a new girl every night there for free if you're not butt ugly. But you're sick of Thailand, okay.. got that. Still, why the fuck come here?

    First, the Euro isn't that much stronger than the dollar and you're not going to save that much money, especially on things that are more expensive here than just about anywhere else in the world, for example, prostitutes. True, you can pick up some dirty smelly skanky ugly ho off the street and fuck her in some dirty skanky hotel for $100 and $20 for the room for an hour... but... ugh... why would you want to? Go to Amsterdam, much cleaner much safer environment, much hotter girls, much easier to window shop and find a girl you like plus you won't get arrested while you're doing it, much smaller chance of picking up a disease, AND it's half the price. 50 Euro room included.

    Or go to Poland, find a couple of cute Ukrainian girls in a brothel and have a threeway for $40 American. Or Romania, pick up girls on the street much cuter and much younger than any you'll find walking the street in the US and fuck them for $12.

    Call girls in the US will run you $200-$500 and are probably the best bang for your buck, cheaper than what they would cost you in the UK and some other parts of Western Europe, but there are more rip-off and scam artists here in that business because it's definitely illegal and nobody reports it when they get ripped off. In Western Europe you pretty much always know what you are paying for, even if you may end up paying a little more. In Eastern Europe, you'll pay far less and the girls are hotter. Those Slavic girls... god damn.

    There are a lot of Asian massage parlors in the US if you know where to look for them, just like every other place in the world with Asian immigrants. Also a decent deal, get washed and pampered by some cute Korean girl, get a massage, and then fuck for $180. Of course, if that's what you wanted you could actually go to Korea, where again, there's no chance you'll get arrested. It will cost slightly more if you're a foreigner but the girls will be cuter, the facilities will be MUCH nicer, the pampering better and more thorough, and a lot of times if they have extra girls on hand you'll get two for the price of one.

    Don't come here for sex tourism. That's just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The USA is a cool place and there are plenty of good things to do and see here, but this is easily one of the worst places in the world to buy sex.
     
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    I hate Las Vegas, but he's probably right. If your only goal is sex tourism, that's probably the only place worth going. You can visit some of the brothels outside of town where it's actually legal (the only place in the U.S. where it is), but don't expect to be saving a lot of money. Because there is so much competition there, the street walkers are a little hotter and a little cheaper than most American cities, but they're still illegal. I'd still say in the US call girls are really the only worthwhile option.
     
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    Concur... but he asked.
     
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    Wallmart?
     
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    Make sure you go to a Super Center. They don't sell meat at the regular ones.
     
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    Sure johnschlong, why not stay in Europe for your sex holiday? It is a much cheaper way to take part in the global sex slave trade in young eastern European girls. You will save money and support your local human trafficker. It's the intelligent choice.
     
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    Funny...hee heee heeee
     
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    Not sick, we just want to try something else. We've been in Brazil and SEAsia. Now it's the US.

    35 per cent. Quite a bit.


    Of course, that's the whole point of a sex tour.

    Well, I live there, so I know what it looks like. :biggrin1:

    And don't get me wrong, European whores are more expensive in real terms than America whores nowadays. That's exactly why so many men are off to the US!

    We want to have fun with ghetto-sluts from the slums in the USA. We're visiting LA, the Bronx, and Chicago's whore areas.

    Well, apparently this has changed, at least for us Euros.

    Know any particularly dangerous and decadent slums we should check out?
     
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    Well, since I'm from Europe and since I live in the biggest capital of sex, I can tell you that American whores have become cheaper than European chicks.

    That's why the trend is: crossing the pond! :biggrin1:

    Mind you, we're not talking about escorts, which are equally expensive in the US/EU. We're talking about street hookers only. Big difference.
     
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    How about a cheap fuck? George Bush will give anything for a third term... (then again, you'd have to fuck him... and the oil companies and and..)
     
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    ....and spread every disease imaginable from continent to continent.....
     
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    NIQ summed it up. Your nuts.

    Why would you plan a trip where your going to get your euro white ass shot in an area where you clearly dont belong?

    Or is your point of this thread to say that Europe is so much better than the US?
    Because that's just about what's projected from your original statement.
     
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    But that's the thrill of it, isn't it? We always check out so-called "off-limits" places. Best sex there.

    In Rio we went into the "ultra-dangerous" favelas to check out the local girls. The danger is much overrated by losers who've never been there.

    Why spend US$ 500 on a pro-hooker with a fake face and fake boobs that does a boring routine job, when you can have the best sex ever with super hot spontaneous, natural chicks for US$ 2-50 a pop in a slum?


    Bombay, same story. We were the only white dudes checking out Kamathipura, so-called "very dangerous for white boys". We had no trouble, lots of stares, and great sex.


    There's simply something special about slums, that decadent atmosphere. The US just happens to have some very good ones, and now's the time to go.



    About Europe. Fvkk Europe. I don't do whore-nationalism. Europe is as big a slum as any place, with as many cheap hoes as any place.
     
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    johnschlong,

    I'm going to throw a few wrenches in the works for you. And it's not because I'm a prude, trust me on that one. I'm probably one of the more kinky guys you would ever meet. Anyway...

    I'm from Chicago, and I have to say that if you're going to slum it, you'll need bullet-proof vests to go into certain neighborhoods. We have guns here. And they shoot people all the time in Chicago who look like they don't belong in their neighborhoods. It's just a sad reality.

    I work with homeless young adults (ages 18-26) in the San Francisco Bay Area, specifically in Berkeley in the East Bay. Berkeley and Oakland are similar in what I'm about to say. And I think that you can apply this to most areas in the US.

    Let me introduce to you the women and men you are likely to meet when you pay for sex here in the USA who are home grown. These are women and men (and sometimes girls and boys) who generally come from very abusive home environments and have run away. Some of them have graduated the foster care system and had no skills or no income and are forced to sell their bodies for food, clothes, and occasional shelter. Many of them get "employed" by ruthless pimps who abuse them and take most of the money you will be paying them. So, generally, you will be meeting sex slaves in the truest sense.

    These people who are sex workers generally are using drugs in order to escape the horrors of having to live on the streets and engage in a business that degrades them daily. They have low to no self-esteem left and the drugs help them to become numb enough to be able to survive emotionally.

    Then, also, since prostitution is illegal in all States in the Union except for Nevada outside of Clark County, these sex workers and their customers are risking arrest and worse. And you add that we have many people who can't get basic healthcare here in the US to the illegal mess of telling a doctor that you are a sex worker, you have a recipe for a health disaster. Many of these sex workers catch all sorts of viruses, parasites, and bacteria. And even if you use condoms, there are things like warts, herpes, scabies, and crabs that can be passed to other parts of your body that exclude your genitals.

    The sex trade in the USA pedals in human misery and exploits the most oppressed people in our society.

    I just thought you might want to know what you will be paying for when you employ an American sex worker. Perhaps putting a human face on it while bringing you away from your fantasy and back into the reality behind the illusion, you might reconsider.

    The above doesn't even talk about the women and boys who are snatched up from slums around the world and sold into sex slavery being brought to work as sex slaves here in the USA...
     
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    Or you could sit at home and make judgment calls about things you don't know much about to help yourself feel superior. That's fun, too. and definitely less expensive.
     
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    I still think you're nuts.

    First, just because 1 EUR = 1.35 USD doesn't mean the economies in Europe where they pay in Euros are 35% stronger. If this logic were true, then I would have been getting paid 1/1000th of what I was in Korea, where 1000 KRW = about 1.10 USD. You're going to get dicked over on the exchange rate for one thing, and for another, in order for your logic to work, you'd have to be able to get a street whore in the US for $50 since you can get one at home for 50 Euro. You can't. Not unless you want a REALLY nasty one.

    but.. it sounds like maybe you do. So... I can't really speak for the cities you listed, but if you want to find ugly skanky prostitutes around Washington, DC... most of them are by the Greyhound Station along South Capitol Street.
     
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    rully. i thought L street NW between 12th and 13th was skank central.
    when i was a regular at the green lantern (gay club), they were out in droves on the streets.

    one came up to us one night and pulled her skirt up. "wanna see my coochie pop?" we laughed our asses off.

    btw, ain't nothin happening along s capitol st now except the new stadium going up.
     
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    Sure, I understand. But the whole purpose of a sex tour is not to think of the misery. Personally I also think selling one's body is a normal way to survive if you're living in a slum.

    I see sex tourism as a form of international aid. Seriously. Prostitutes bring in more money for their families than they otherwise could, even when they're pimped by a cruel motherfucker.


    In normal life my pals and I are quite generous and socially conscious. We only do this for two weeks a year; the rest of the year we spend making other assholes rich.


    I see this as a normal distribution of evil. Everyone receives and gives a bit of it. I only wish the top of the pyramid was sanctioned a bit more.



    In any case, checking out the ghetto and its risks will be part of the fun.

    After all, the street ritual is the same, everywhere. All slums are equally exciting!
     
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