The Vintage Film Star Thread

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by B_Stronzo, Jan 6, 2006.

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    I've always heard that Humphrey Bogart was "King Dong".

    Anyone have any dirt?
     
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    Sorry Stronzo, can't help you on Humphrey Bogart but I read that Rock Hudson, Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker were very well hung.
     
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    Don't forget about Frank. His was often described as a baseball bat...

    "I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
     
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    Forgot about Milton Berle .. they say he was legendary. Also a friend in West Hollywood's told me the rumor mill has it that the late great Johnny Carson was extra large too.
     
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    Well, he was the King of late nite...among todays crop of talent, they say Tim Robbins and Willem DaFoe are well endowed, someone told me Willem DaFoe calls his "The White Snake".
    btw, wish my Italian was better, almost have the translation.
     
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    Nope, I know nothing. However, I hope Johnny Carson was! He derserves it! He grew up in Nebraska, and is/was giving oodles of money to the theatre department!!!!
     
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    "Mi piace moltissimo fare i pompini. Ma sopratutto, mi piacciono far li per gli uomini coi cazzi immensi.."

    I like giving head. But most of all, I like giving it to big ones.

    (not terribly original or literal but accurate.... )
     
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    thank you, someday I hope to use this.
    ciao.
     
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    If we're going to talk about Hollywood's Golden Age, we must mention Gary Cooper. Word was that he was swinging some serious meat.
     
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    According to Samuel Steward, better known by his nom de plume Phil Andros, Rock Hudson's cock was average-sized. He should know: he had sex with Roy Scherer before he became a star and changed his named to Rock Hudson.
     
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    He sure was a hot piece of ass.
     
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    I agree:I agree we should stick to REAL Hollywood royalty. None of that Forrest Tucker nonsense. Here are some of my favorites rumored to be well hung:

    Chaplin kept in great shape for the incredibly athletic work he did.
    http://info.lib.uh.edu/dev/libed/1997/summer/chaplin.gif
    http://www.thegoldenyears.org/chaplin.jpg


    Olivier, with that face, would you be looking at his dick? Vivian Leigh supposedly said that when she was on stage in New York and he was film in Hollywood they'd both get on planes on Friday afternoon, fly to middle of the country and fuck all weekend long. Can't say I blame her.
    http://www.murphsplace.com/olivier/Images/olivmain.jpg
    http://gfx.filmweb.pl/p/41169/po.26613.jpg


    Ava Gardner, after being married to Sinatra, said: "He's only 120 pounds, but 100 pounds is cock."
     
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    Hehe, well if we're allowed to linger in the 1920s a while longer, then I will give honorable mention to Ramon Novarro as one of the screen's all-time sexiest men. He deserved a hell of a lot better than the terrible homophobic death he got, ... but there's no doubt he lived life to the full in his heyday.

    http://www.divasthesite.com/images/Norma_Shearer/With_Others/Ramon_Novarro.jpg
    http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews/ramon1.jpg
    http://www.divasthesite.com/images/Divos/Divo_Ramon_Novarro.JPG
    http://www.thestarlightstudio.com/hhp4.jpg
     
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    For the Old Hollywood Impaired...(Alex obviously not included), Ramon Navarro was killed by two dumb hustlers who were brothers. Ramon often employed hustlers, these came in search of the 5 grand he allegedly kept stashed in his house.

    He was killed by asphyxiation with a lead art deco dildo cast from Rudolph Valentino's cock.
     
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    Yah, all these guys were hot.
    I think the problem for some people, or shall we call it the "eww" factor...
    is that we also know these actors in their old and broken-down years.
    But in their heydey, WOWZA
     
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    Definitely some EWWW factor with this one, but Rudy Vallee was apparently the Elvis of his time with tons of females a-flutter over him, and he revealed in late life interviews that he had a mega dick as well as a megaphone. His heyday was back in the 20's and 30's also.


    http://www.rudyvallee.com/rv-web-photos/rv-wand-sm.jpg
     
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    My mom had the teenage hots for Van Johnson and Roddy McDowell.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/57/Van_johnson.jpg/180px-Van_johnson.jpg
    http://www.pamelasuemartin.net/movies/poseidon/images/roddy_mcdowell.jpg

    Now that I think of it, don't those two appear on "well-hung" lists? Maybe ma wa onto something. I can see the Roddy part, but not the Van Johnson attraction.
     
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    I've searched in vain for a picture of
    Forrest Tucker during his early years
    in Hollywood but he was supposed to
    be quite good looking in his 20s-30s.

    It said he stood 6'5" and 200 lbs, so
    that is quite a hunk of man.

    Oh and speaking of hunk...I've always
    wondered what Clint Walker looked
    like, stripped down...:rolleyes:

    Or Michael Clarke Duncan.
     
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    This is rather a nice early portrait of Forrest Tucker :smile:

    http://www.historyforsale.com/productimages/thumbnails/264977.jpg

    Clint Walker's very sexy torso:

    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/zarpafilms11/clintA.jpg
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/zarpafilms11/clintB.jpg
    http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10101000/10101662.jpg
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Walker99.jpg/180px-Walker99.jpg
    http://www.lypsinka.com/life/802.jpg
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/zarpafilms11/clintC.jpg
    http://www.kirbyjonas.com/cw/images/cw_bigaxe.jpg
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/zarpafilms11/clintD.jpg
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/zarpafilms11/clintE.jpg
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/zarpafilms11/clintF.jpg
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/zarpafilms11/clintG.jpg
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/zarpafilms11/clintH.jpg

    And, pretending not to notice a running-theme of men with a certain kind of broad-chested, worked-out physique, Michael Clarke Duncan:
    http://www.ucmovie.com/images/cast/duncan-cast.jpg
    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_scorpion_king/michael_clarke_duncan/king3.jpg
    http://www.empiremovies.com/gallery/michael-clarke-duncan-island-11.jpg

    EDIT: links repaired
     
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