The way to tell if he's well endowed?

[D_yabbadabbadont]

I'd love a women to come straight out and ask if I was hung. Even if I wasn't there's ways around that little problem, cyberskin extenders for one.
I think it's hot when a women takes control like that

 

[B_becominghorse]

This is a big cock forum, this is not a gay forum or a lets all compliment each other despite what we really think forum or a political forum. It is a forum dedicated to large penises. Large penises...

It's primarily a big cock forum, but you'll notice that women want to discuss other things, for example They want to discuss their pussies and their tits. People say pretty much what they want and talk about all the topics they want. Just because I like to work on the Cock Worship thread doesn't mean I think the board is an allbigcockallthetime joint.

I'd never bother with a woman who tried to find out my cock size before fucking, but I stopped fucking them some 10 years ago. I don't have casual sex with women and am not interested in the racy type of woman who 'wants to get down to business.' This is probably sexist, according to you and the OP, but I am not concerned with that. There's no problem with men emotionally having casual sex, or rather most of them learn how to do it, they usually want to feel each other up to find out if the dick is big enough for their tastes or take a look at it. I do this and they do this to me, it works. Actual measurement is NEVER discussed, because it's just stupid. The question is IS IT BIG enough for me to want to fuck or suck? The whole business of getting into numbers is all right, but it is a kind of sport, more like Olympics grades for Ice Dancing, on a much lower aesthetic level than real dancing as modern or ballet. I am not interested in the numbers, and I am sure I have sucked at least 3 eleven-inch guys, at least 1 footlong guy (hugely fat), and probably 10 or so 9- and 10-inchers. These were all delicious dicks, but I've had plenty of 8 inchers up my ass that I enjoyed just as much because they were so fat, and some 7 inchers as well if they were beautiful. I was concerned with the QUALITY of their size and fatness, not the exact numbers. I may even be wrong about one I think was 10 inches and another I had thought of as 9. Early on, I went to bed with a magnificent black man, and AFTER fucking asked him how big it was. He said 'Oh I guess 9 or 10 inches', which just might mean he had never needed to measure it to play this stupid game.

Women who want to be aggressive about asking men their measurements don't know what the fuck they're talking about, and if one asked me, I'd certainly DEMAND that she measure her cunt. I want to know how BIG her goddam cunt is. Because I am NOT interested in women unless they have HUGE HUNG CUNTS.

It shows extreme lack of class and breeding for a woman to ask a man about his measurements unless she takes a ruler to her own cunt and pulls it out right there, right there in the fucking slut bar she's in.

 

[Mr. Sensitive]

Your question seems harmless enough, but I don't know what you could possibly conclude if a guy responded with "I honestly have no idea."

I've measured. I'm sure there're guys who haven't -- and maybe some because life is good, sex is fun, and they have better things to think about.

I think genital size is just one of those delightful (or not) surprises. There's no good stealthy way to determine that I'm aware of. Several women were quite slick about copping a feel while kissing me. But even they were surprised when the clothes came off.

 

[lwd]

I've been trying to figure out ways to tell if a guy is well endowed before jumping in bed... (at the point of meeting as opposed to the point of entry!)

This is pretty anecdotal, (with the exception of 1 guy) but whenever I ask if a guy has measured his dick, ALL of the ones who "claim" not to have ever measured are on the very small side. I think they are scared of the follow up question.

Anyway so I think just asking a guy if he thinks all men measure and if he ever has, is a pretty quick weed out for the below average ones. Thoughts?

Can you elaborate on how you broach this subject? I'm sure you do it in a diplomatic fashion, but in the wrong context it could come off as superficial and insulting. Thanks.

PS Since joining LPSG I measure all the time. I hadn't done it in a while and was actually bigger than I thought. I also measure girth, which I hadn't really done in the past.

 

[srkog]

grind on him, then rub up against his boner. this method works better in some setting than others.

 

[dajunglee786]

to be honest, i dont believe that there is any other way than actually seeing a guy with a hard on. feet hands noses and what not have no bearing. yes its true some guys with certain features are big, but not ALL. i know of taller skinnier men than me who are smaller. and this is from them telling me after seeing me in gym showers and the like.

not EVERY single black brother is hung, not every single asian is small.

as for the measuring question, it varies from guy to guy i guess. i personally have measured but probably innaccurately. i guess most guys measure it wrong until they research the subject of measuring penises or something.

 

[D_Chocho_Lippz]

According to the surveys (not by this site's average size) out there, I am above average... However, if you asked me I might be apprehensive about saying yes. With that said, I think I've been asked if I measured before and I figured, why lie? Not sure if there was a follow-up question or not...

If you are really into knowing, why don't you just set a standard (i.e. "I want a guy with a 8" or more dong") and just ask them straight up. Lots of guys I know appreciate brute honesty like that, me included. Its going to be a tossup in the end anyways because you (a) don't know how they measured (b) how much they are lying and (c) measurements change a little bit over time. So I guess if you really want to know, you are going to have to get him hard right there and grab ahold and see if it qualifies.

 

[michaang]

I recently, and accidently, ran across some pictures my friend and his girlfriend took of measurements of him. Found out he's hung, and exactly how hung, without ever actually seeing it. Life is interesting..

 

[big_guy]

I was trying to find the best way to tell how hung is a guy the other day and started this poll... the guys here should go and vote here is a link to the poll

http://www.lpsg.org/89135-is-this-true.html

 

[No_Strings]

I recently ran across some pictures my friend and his girlfriend took of measurements of him. Found out he's hung, and exactly how hung, without ever actually seeing it.

Were they braille photographs?

 

[zumzum]

mind that there are several vwe guys who don't like this thing of being liked because of their dick

and personally if a guy asks my size for a hook up it's pretty OK, if it's for a date it's a big turn off

I thought girls used to network and gossip in order to spot the talents

 

[Gillette]

Women who want to be aggressive about asking men their measurements don't know what the fuck they're talking about, and if one asked me, I'd certainly DEMAND that she measure her cunt. I want to know how BIG her goddam cunt is. Because I am NOT interested in women unless they have HUGE HUNG CUNTS.

It shows extreme lack of class and breeding for a woman to ask a man about his measurements unless she takes a ruler to her own cunt and pulls it out right there, right there in the fucking slut bar she's in.

Class and breeding? These sound like terms used by people who wed primarily for social status. Is that more acceptable than sexual satisfaction?

The question may not depict the person posing it as "sweet" or "demure" or "classy" but it does depict her as pragmatic. She knows what she likes and she's not too gutless to inquire.

Some men select for potential mates based on breast size, something that can be seen right off the bat even fully clothed. Women don't have that luxury. The only way we can know short of being present when he's erect is to ask. And even then we have to rely on the guy's honesty if he does give us an answer.

OK, turnaround is fair play. If a woman is going to ask a guy that question it is fair for him to ask the equivalent. Here's the inequality, though. What men use to measure (tape measures and rulers) are significantly more handy to come by than what a woman would need to use. For a woman to take such a measurement and be able to give a precise answer would require she get an inflatable dildo (roughly 50. to 100. bucks, and not available in many sex shops (I've looked)) inflate it to her max capacity then measure.

If you'd be satified with a guestimate based on experience, cool, but the precise numbers are difficult for a woman to determine.

I would find it difficult to believe that there are many men who have never measured.

I have noticed that it doesn't occur to many men to measure girth. I guess that's because girth stats are rarely the ones advertized on porn video packaging.

 

[two2]

so you want to know if his cock is big enough before you sleep with him?

yeah, ok.. no offense but i stay away from such females.. you'll know when im in bed.

otherwise, there no need for you to know until then.. it says alot about a person if they are only interested in one thing..

ciao.

 

[Honey123]

While I do tend to go for taller men and check out the feet and hands, I've been wrong a few times. I agree that the tall slimmer men tend to be more hung. The tall men with round bellys and small hands have tended to not be hung. I've also met a 5'8" man with athletic build and a full 8" dick. So, it's a crap shoot. Less he's a shower.

 

[mista geechee]

This is a big cock forum, this is not a gay forum or a lets all compliment each other despite what we really think forum or a political forum. It is a forum dedicated to large penises. Large penises...

haha wow i aint even gonna touch that. but i agree with the part in bold

but i wont lie, as shallow as it may seem, i used to show off in high school and grab my dick in class in front of one of the school hoes just for kicks. shit was pretty funny cuz they used to think it was fake. its easy to say i'd be turned off by something like that but i like aggressive women...with long legs...and big brains........

 

[B_BigSlab3473]

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[two2]

honestly it isn't fair for women... guys can tell if women have everything they are looking for just by looking at them even with clothes on pretty much.

yeah and how so? how can i tell a women hole isn't the size of the grand canyon? tell me, what's the appropriate way to ask a female if her hole is tight for me?

just because a female has big tits doesn't means its good down below... so your analogy is screwed up.

women who care only about size are slutty gold diggers..

like is said, how many girls would like guys asking them how big their entrance is....?

ciao

 

[whootang]

What, you want to be appreciated simply for your dick?

Of course he does, so much that he doesn't post a picture.

 

[Tony7xxx]

And large assholes

 

[TinyPrincess]

Were they braille photographs?

LOL