The Wedding of Think_Kink and Matthew

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  1. chicagosam

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    Lordpendragon and Chicagosam
    request the honor of your presence
    at the LPSG wedding of the century of their daughter
    Think_Kink
    to her dearly beloved
    Matthew
    son of Fortiesfun and Onslow

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    Date, Time, and Place to be Announced.

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    Reception to Follow including Cocktails and Dinner.

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    Consumation Date and Time to be Speculated On.


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    Woo! Count me in!
     
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    Words cannot express the special kind of feeling one gets from clicking on his own e-wedding announcement. What can I say? Kink, nobody could hope to land a better husband than you.

    The only feeling that could come close, I suppose, is my sense of wonderment at the discovery of my true parentage through this blessed event. Onslow, I ... I'm at a loss for words. And Doc? Does this mean I should stop panting "yes daddy" when I'm jerking to your pics?

    In any case, you know if Kink is involved, it's gonna be a party, so let the festivities commence ...

    So, I'm a little new a this (only been e-married once before) - who or what is to be consumed? :wink:
     
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    Beautiful Dreamer, I'll never find another love like yours. How I went from Lex to Kink is a mystery, but yes, how I somehow still have you up in the mix despite is all is a bigamystery.
     
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    Oh lordy...does this mean I'll have to wear formal rubber?
     
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    Has any considered obtaining the services of a professional wedding photographer? I know one who is very good. She has experience at over 100 weddings of all styles, formats, and permutations, and is known for her professional, thorough, and client-centered services.

    She will, upon request, attend the wedding in any state of undress as required by the bride and groom.

    Please let me know and I will get you in touch with this fine, fine lady.
     
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    Baby, our story is all over this board. Here is some of the story.


    For those who are new: Matthew and I had an open relationship, during which had many a glorious trist. Who can forget all those nights with GoneA and Alex8 and CHicagosam?!? WHEW, I am breaking into a sweat just remembering the dungeon days of old!

    During this time, I found and met Bubba and Matthew wished me all the best. When Think_Kink asked me if she could have Matt-Matt's paw in marriage (he told her she needed to ask me), how could I say no?

    Although he and I are no longer husband and husband, our love for each other remains eternal.

    I am SO psyched to see his 1% finally getting the attention it deserves!

    And I do so hope he picks some handsome groomsmen. Me and Bubba plan to fuck each and every one of them in honor of Mathew's 99% gayness!

    WOOOF!

    A toast, then, to: BARBAROJA and KinkyThinky!! May all your days and nights be full of happiness, love and passion!

    MUWHHHAAAAAA!!
     
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    Undoubtedly, you, dear Matthew, you!

    Consummate

    Yes, Lex, who can forget? Was it good for you, too?! Perhaps the Bachelor Party should include an all out LPSG fleshpile—the enormity of which has never been seen before—overseen by a return of the Grand Master(bator) of LPSG fleshpiles.
     
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    May I be a groomsman?
     
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    Thank God this is all a joke, I was fixing to go crazy on Matthew's ass for stealing ma woman.
     
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    D.Mateo and TK,

    I am so happy for both of you! I hope the two of you will be as happy as I and my snuggly bear have been. E-marriages take a lot of imagination and timing is essential, but I am sure it will be more than you ever expected . M. I know we need not tell you to be good to our board baby. TK, Be good ...period!
     
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    And Matty no one could ask for a better wife. Although we are both equally demanding, I think that we will make an awesome pair.
    I didn't know you were the son of Onslow.... the only picture I identify with him, is that one in his signature... eepp
    PaRtaY!!!!!!
    Lets hope we only have to consume lots of alcohol.
    YouTube - Boomtang Boys - Squeeze Toy Feat. Kim Esty
    mmmmm yes of course.
    Would you please ask this beautiful lady to come and take pictures for us. I would be more than honored to have her. Thank you Snooz.
    That I did ask, and even though I was sure you would hang on to him, you surprised me yet again. Thank you Lexy, I love you, and wish you the best of luck with Bubba.
    A flesh pile! oh please do!! I'd love to see all the boys in action.
    But of course you can Freddie, I'd be honoured to have you take on a role as such.
    I love Matthew, he is the greatest person I've met off this board. He makes me smile everytime I see that Tiger avatar.
    I'm trying honestly. But I want this wedding to be all out.
     
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    What a wonderful time to re-affirm love.:smile:
     
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    Ok so details eh...

    I was thinking since it wont be traditional at all:
    Purple dress
    Matthew has asked for a black tux, and a matching purple shirt.
    No traditional music
    When we entre the room a disco ball and strobe light will go off, and we shall sing a duet of "Don't go breaking my heart"
    Matthew would like a mix of old school funk, and R&B
    Where as I requested http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7GoDcThUhc
    (warning crude content in that video, and you have to be registered)
    I also want white tigers to bring our rings to us... while...
    we ride white stallions up to the alter.....
    And I can sorta see DaveRock being our marriage person...
     
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    I am a little amazed myself. Both at finding that all these years when people told me I was a big mother, they were right, and that what I always thought were Onslow's fantasies were actually repressed memories! :eek:

    I would be greatly disappointed at having fewer visitors to my gallery, as I have few enough as it is, but I do think that is the ettiqette...:rolleyes:
     
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    Of course I'll take great pride in organizing the bachelorette party for the bride, and announce hereby that I'll take all the efforts to hunt down every single man during the celebration and seduce him behind the church (or behind the place where the celebration is being held).
     
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    Jeffery, take a number and step on into the long line of straight and bi guys who are eating their hearts out right now. :biggrin1:

    I mean, with all the guys chasing her, can you believe Kink chose me? But don't worry too much -- after all, can you imagine the two of us being monogamous? :lol: So who knows? You guys may still have a shot. Very soon we'll be accepting applications for the position of "Marital Aide." And you can believe that Kink and I will review each application very, very closely.

    :3some:
     
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    Dammit, what do you get for a wedding present for a couple like this? I can't think of anything that isn't illegal in some way.
     
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    Pastor Freddie?

    How can you preside over the wedding and serve as a groomsman at the same time? Your license is current, isnt it?
     
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