The Wedding of Think_Kink and Matthew

[Lex]

Pastor Freddie?

How can you preside over the wedding and serve as a groomsman at the same time. Your license is current, isnt it?

Me and Bubba are gonna fuck the pastor too!

GrRRR

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Can we have angel food cake? I only go to weddings for the cake.

 

[naughty]

So.... who is going to provide the entertainment for this particular Dog and Pony show? Oh, If you ask me to sing I wont drink Champagne like I did at Matthew's last wedding! LOL! Twins were more than enough payment the last time!

 

[basketbulge]

So.... who is going to provide the entertainment for this particular Dog and Pony show? Oh, If you ask me to sing I wont drink Champagne like I did at Matthew's last wedding! LOL! Twins were more than enough payment the last time!

I think Quercusone would be great entertainment! Besides, if his band bombs he could always strip!! :smile:

And if Kink's wish for white tigers fails, I'd happily stand in as the cockring bearer!!

 

[jeff black]

This is like the THIRD wedding on LPSG... Matthew has been involved in all three as well.:tongue: I swear, married twice, and bridesmaid in the other one.... :tongue:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Jeffery, take a number and step on into the long line of straight and bi guys who are eating their hearts out right now. :biggrin1:

I mean, with all the guys chasing her, can you believe Kink chose me? But don't worry too much -- after all, can you imagine the two of us being monogamous? :lol: So who knows? You guys may still have a shot. Very soon we'll be accepting applications for the position of "Marital Aide." And you can believe that Kink and I will review each application very, very closely.

:3some:

Okay but there is a problem... lol I don't want a big hung guy...
Can I just sit and watch all the pretty boys play with you babe?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Can I play the organ?
(I do, you know. I do.)
I was thinking "Men/lil'sons Wedding March."

 

[Ethyl]

Congratulations. Need a wedding planner? Dial MB for all your nuptial needs. :biggrin1:

 

[Belly_Dancer]

Woo-Hoo!!!!!

Artfulwilly and I will be there with bells on!

Okay, maybe not bells. Or maybe I'll be the only one wearing bells. Not specifying right now where I'll wear them, though. :wink:

Kink, have you chosen colors yet? :biggrin1:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Woo-Hoo!!!!!

Artfulwilly and I will be there with bells on!

Okay, maybe not bells. Or maybe I'll be the only one wearing bells. Not specifying right now where I'll wear them, though. :wink:

Kink, have you chosen colors yet? :biggrin1:

Colours of?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Thanks to Snoozan for preparing this picture for me
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Lynd_zee/DSC03972purple.jpg

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Awwww, our li'l TK's getting hitched!! Couldn't be happier for you there, babe.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I just love weddings! And the ones here are always so, so sexay!

 

[ClaireTalon]

I just love weddings! And the ones here are always so, so sexay!

Would you also love to be a fly on the wall during some of the wedding nights? I can say I would. I guess I have something voyeuristic, both acoustic and visual, about me.

 

[Matthew]

Oh lordy...does this mean I'll have to wear formal rubber?

"Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional ... "
-- Dr. Frank N. Furter, Rocky Horror Picture Show

Please let me know and I will get you in touch with this fine, fine lady.

Grrrrrrrl, we KNOW you fine! :biggrin1:

"I'm ready for my close-up, Ms. Snoozan"

Of course I'll take great pride in organizing the bachelorette party for the bride, and announce hereby that I'll take all the efforts to hunt down every single man during the celebration and seduce him behind the church (or behind the place where the celebration is being held).

Awesome! Between your posse one one hand and Lex and Bubba on the other, everything with a pulse can count on a mindblowing shag at our sacred event.

Dammit, what do you get for a wedding present for a couple like this? I can't think of anything that isn't illegal in some way.

You are on the right track there, my friend! We have wedding registries set up at several sex toy shops and cannabis clubs, if that helps your search.

Can we have angel food cake? I only go to weddings for the cake.

Well, Kink will be jumping out of a devil's food cake, but as a matter of fact I will be jumping out of angel food! Hope you don't mind eating it off my naked body.

So.... who is going to provide the entertainment for this particular Dog and Pony show? Oh, If you ask me to sing I wont drink Champagne like I did at Matthew's last wedding! LOL! Twins were more than enough payment the last time!

Forget the champagne, grrrrl, we're gonna slip you a mickey so you can really pull off that Donna Summer Hot Stuff/Bad Girls medley that Kink and I fancy.

Somehow we are just not feelin Ave Maria for this blessed joining ...

And if Kink's wish for white tigers fails, I'd happily stand in as the cockring bearer!!

Mmmm ... have you thought about standing in for the white steeds too? :wink:

This is like the THIRD wedding on LPSG... Matthew has been involved in all three as well.:tongue: I swear, married twice, and bridesmaid in the other one.... :tongue:

Jeff, none of this is my fault, I swear. It all just fell in my lap! If it makes you feel better, you can consider me the Elizabeth Taylor of LPSG (Elizabeth Taylor as portrayed by John Belushi, that is).

Congratulations. Need a wedding planner? Dial MB for all your nuptial needs. :biggrin1:

MB - we would be delighted to have your assistance. And I know we can count on you to make sure this all doesn't end up like a Jennifer Lopez movie.

Artfulwilly and I will be there with bells on!

Okay, maybe not bells. Or maybe I'll be the only one wearing bells. Not specifying right now where I'll wear them, though. :wink:

I love it! And actually, I think nothing but bells would be a very festive and appropriate look. :smile:

Kink, have you chosen colors yet? :biggrin1:

Colours of?

*sigh* Oh grrrrl, thank the goddess there are plenty of homosexuals around to help you. :tongue:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Sex toy shops eh.... hrm... I claim the biggest strap on....


This wedding is going to rock... now if they could ever be this fun in real life...

 

[biguy2738]

Can I be the barman? Can I? Can I? Please? please? I'm thinking of serving the cocktails in rubbers.

 

[Belly_Dancer]

Colours of?

Of the wedding...like, you know, a theme, for decorations, bridesmaid's dresses, and such...

Thanks to Snoozan for preparing this picture for me
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Lynd_zee/DSC03972purple.jpg

See, the theme there was purple, probably with some contrasting color. Lovely! :wink: :tongue:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Of the wedding...like, you know, a theme, for decorations, bridesmaid's dresses, and such...

See, the theme there was purple, probably with some contrasting color. Lovely! :wink: :tongue:

Well I did want a purple dress, and Matty said he would be wearing a black tux with a purple shirt to match me. So, I'm not sure what colours we should make the grooms men wear... or if we are even having bridesmaids? hrm....

 

[chicagosam]

So, I'm not sure what colours we should make the grooms men wear... or if we are even having bridesmaids? hrm....

Can we be bridesmaids?

Pink tafetta, white stilettos and big blonde wigs. OK pink wigs :biggrin1:

Hawt! Doc will have to shave his back. "We're your dreamgirls, oooooo, we'll make you horny!" But, wait, who will escort us down the aisle and fuck us after?:tongue:

Lex will bring Matthew to the alter
Bubba can be a grooms man, Lex could be too technically.
Matty and I have friends that would match up good for you...
I think we should start the wedding thread now... so we can arrange this all in there...

If you could possibly have a few of the ladies as groomsmen (ushers), I would be most grateful.

Naughty, Gillette, and MZ? I'll keep thinking....

Did someone forget to transfer this from the other thread?