The Wedding of Think_Kink and Matthew

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Wait.. does that mean if I want to be married to him... I have to you know.... (ahem) with him?
Yes, you have to (ahem) with him. You have to (ahem) a lot! However, if you need someone to stand in and (ahem), Lordpendragon and i are always fully erect and ready for (ahem) substitution.

our **ahem** blushing bride to be.
Is that what you call it? i thought she was just in heat and that Matthew was in rut!
 

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Yes, you have to (ahem) with him. You have to (ahem) a lot! However, if you need someone to stand in and (ahem), Lordpendragon and i are always fully erect and ready for (ahem) substitution.

Is that what you call it? i thought she was just in heat and that Matthew was in rut!
Out of respect for TK, I'm not even going to make a back handed comment oveer that last one.
 

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Yep... all my body heat all right....inspired by our **ahem** blushing bride to be.
yes well :p
Yes, you have to (ahem) with him. You have to (ahem) a lot! However, if you need someone to stand in and (ahem), Lordpendragon and i are always fully erect and ready for (ahem) substitution.

Is that what you call it? i thought she was just in heat and that Matthew was in rut!
Are we sure Matthew agree's to this part? cause like.... hrm....
 
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Are we sure Matthew has agreed to this part? cause like.... hrm....
Which part? Your part! Or the parts that all the rest of us guys have in great size and quanity? Hmmmmm! If memory serves correct, my pet, you were the instigator of this shotgun wedding. We're gonna take the total sum of our collective huge "parts" and "ahem" Matthew until he can walk straight!

FYI: I just got the following PM from one of our new members and thought I would share it with all of you. What a nice guy, and what a nice thing to send.

Name Withheld said:
I've been following all the postings about the wedding of the year. I've thoroughly enjoyed every moment of it. Other than how entertaining its been, what struck me was the amount of chuckling that went into the various posts.

I could imagine hearing laughter (whilst members were reading posts, as well as submitting their own) along with all their voices in my head.

Just wanted to let you know that it is greatly appreciated. I don't know if you realise how much laughter your thread brought.

Your infectious sense of humour is an admirable quality and I just wanted you know that you are a beacon of light to so many of us.
Thank you for being you!

Thanks again, new guy! Now we need you to be a beacon of light and join in the fun, too.

Now, back to Matthew getting fucked by Kink . . . :biggrin1:
 
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I guess if you say so.....
I do say so seeing as you talked me into creating this thread for you, my dear!

PS Matty can we just fake it, I mean... the rest of this wedding isn't going to be exactly proper...
No, I think that there must be a consummation ceremony. We all want to watch the consummation of the century happen! Doc will direct and Alex8 will video tape and edit and then got copies out to You Tube and anyone else who would like it. It will be scrumptious! Aterwards the parents, and the guests and their partners will consummate. It will be a fleshpile as has never been seen at LPSG all under the expert guidance of Mr. Jeff Black—revered and beloved educator, and highly sought after and watched porn star! Again, it will be a scrumptious affair!
 

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I do say so seeing as you talked me into creating this thread for you, my dear!

No, I think that there must be a consummation ceremony. We all want to watch the consummation of the century happen! Doc will direct and Alex8 will video tape and edit and then got copies out to You Tube and anyone else who would like it. It will be scrumptious! Aterwards the parents, and the guests and their partners will consummate. It will be a fleshpile as has never been seen at LPSG all under the expert guidance of Mr. Jeff Black—revered and beloved educator, and highly sought after and watched porn star! Again, it will be a scrumptious affair!
Oh there is no doubt I asked you at least twice to make the thread.

That could actually be fun... but we'll see what Matty says...I'll make the 1% count.
 

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