the weird way i run my sex life
- Thread starter dolfette
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Damn! *stamps foot* What about this? *blush* Sorted!
Lol, you sound like your having a widdle fit.
*Sorry had to say it*
I saw the foot go down and I imagined a toddler not getting his lollipop.
No offense meant, just had a random thought when I read it. Practicing my verbal/mental dialogue. =P
*Instead of chocolates he leaves behind a toffee*
More of a manly candy IMHO lol.
I had to look that one up to be honest. Does it really look like that? I figured it looked like someone giving ya a raspberry. Is there a tongue in cheek emoticon? Lol =]
I was more offended by your spelling of offence. :tongue: Nevermind, though. I don't like toffee, I'm a fruit man.
Ahh.. The great English divide. Lol. I wonder why they ever changed it.
And not liking toffee?! I'm surprised... Hmm ok.
*Tosses ya a ripe bag of kiwis*
They are one of the best fruits, IMHO.
Acceptable? That's it? what fruit would be SPECTACULAR?!
*for me it would be the strawberry, simple but awesome.*
side note: totally feel like a thread jacker.... ugh... :frown1:
I'm the master jacker around here! (I'm both proud and ashamed to say that. :tongue
My favourite fruit? Hmm. It's hard. I love grapes, cherries and oranges. I drink lots of apple juice as well, so - it's those four really. :smile:
The Dragon
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I'm the master jacker around here! (I'm both proud and ashamed to say that. :tongue
Awww...no pineapple juice?:redface:....:wink::biggrin1::biggrin1:
I can't drink too much, it becomes a little too sickly for me. I love a pint of pineapple juice here and there though.
Blushing! That face is blushing, I say! :tongue:
The Dragon
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:tongue: It's a general rule, yes. I find many other fruit juices have the same effect though, but maybe that's just me.
The Dragon
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I think extensive testing is called for to prove this theory. :tongue:<---not constipated.:wink:
Well, I'm fairly confident. :tongue: Feel free to poke and prod my nether regions - anything for science. :biggrin1:
The Dragon
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Mmmmm by the look of you album I would have thought you would have contributed the "prod".
so does keeping healthy with veggies and massive amounts of water. and cutting down on the cheese.... lol. guilty pleasure of mine. :biggrin1:
I could, yes. But I usually build-up to that stage. Shouldn't be too forward, you know. :redface: :tongue:'Tis true, health in body and diet is important.
Veggies won't do it. If you eat asparagus, you lover may wind up puking on you. A romantic dinner date should not, I repeat not, include asparagus, kale, spinach, or Brussels sprouts. Try carrots in a honey/orange sauce. Green veggies are literally in bad taste. Oh and the cabbage family is a flatulence stimulator; not so good foR romance.
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