The Weirdest Place You've Jerked Off Before

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Front seat of a bus, I was the only passanger, and the driver was a young handsome man. The rush speeding through beautiful countryside in summer, and jacking with the driver peeking occasionally and smiling, was great:) :smile:

Come to think of it, there was nothing weird about it, felt perfectly natural to do then:)

That is awesome. That the driver kinda knew what you were doing is great !!
 
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rbkwp.....said...
in the yoke of a eucalyptus (Gum) Tree

I say.......love eucalyptus trees....they smell so
good.
I did it also in (or behind and on) a eucalyptus tree
in the garden of my hotel in Portugal after a night
on the town.
Couldn't wait to get back to my room...;) :rolleyes:
 
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Stampede park--Calgary---is one fond memory. Races were really crowded, we were down next to the rail, by the paddock, after watching saddling. Kinda a cool day, my honey had on a lovely light overcoat, over a tight ass 3 piece suit. I cuddled up behind him, reached into his overcoat pocket, cut the bottem out of it with a really neat little blade that usually on my person, and --with my chin on his shoulder, and other arm wrapped around him affectionately, gave him the 'happy ending' massage of his life. And I took my time about it. LOL
 

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One place... Driving. Not so unusual for me; done that lots. But one time driving home, in the big old work truck - F450 flatdeck- I was jacking... through town... and had to stop for some road work. As it was, the flagging guy stopped me as the first vehicle; front of the line. He was about 20 or 30 feet in front of me... pretty good looking guy, smoking. None of the other construction workers could see me, so I kept on jacking off, kind of keeping it low key. I didn't really want to make it too obvious. But it was kind of cool looking at the guy, and him glancing over to the truck. He didn't seem to have any idea, and probably didn't... but was fun just sitting there in traffic, still jacking, dude not really knowing.

Kind think it would have been cool if he figured it out. I'd be interested to know what he would have been thinking. Probably not impressed, but ya never know; maybe he does the same thing.
 

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Probably many places most would consider weird. But one of the most daring I can remember was sitting in the top row at a huge convention center at a wrestling tournament. Think it was first year of college. The top tier of seating was reserved for the teams but the whole rest of the center was packed. This venue did not have locker room showers and the changing area was attached to the public restrooms. I had tried a stall a couple times but just couldn't get focused with all the traffic in and out.
I had gone back up with the team to rest or maybe nap while I had a break between matches for a couple hours. As I was getting drowsy my dick just would just not give up demanding some attention.
I slid my singlet off leaving me in just my jockstrap basically in the open for 15,000 fans to see if they looked up my way. There were team bags all around, I was in a seat with bags on both sides. At first I pulled my dick out the side of my jock and was slow stroking and really enjoying the feeling. Some guys from the team in the section beside us started coming up my way so I dug in my bag and found the loosest pair of shorts I had and slipped them on. The guys saw me sitting in my jock and I am sure noticed my pouch was obscenely stretched if they looked. I couldn't' get my mind off finishing what I had started. So I used my team sweats as a blanket and pulled my dick out the side of my jock and out the bottom of the leg of my shorts and continued what I had started. I tried to keep an eye on the surroundings to see if anyone was blatantly staring, but I am sure if they glanced my way more than a few times they could figure out what I was doing.
I had a few different moments I just had to speed up but most of the time it was a firm grip and slow deliberate strokes. Once a teammate came up and wanted to know if I wanted to go to the concession stand, I was so intent on the deed at hand I couldn't really speak, just nodded no. I am sure he figured it out, but left me alone. I am also Sure he had been in the same predicament before too.
I was keeping my dick pointed down and forward and went it finally blew I coated the seat back in front of me with an epic load. I tucked it back in my jock but the residual pretty much soaked it too. Glad my shorts were black.
I had to change jocks before I put my singlet on for the next match. I had no way to clean up good so I took a towel and washed my face and hands good and made sure I got part of the towel real wet, then went over to our changing room to changed jocks (which I am sure seemed weird to the other few guys in there) (They couldn't see how crusty the one I took off was). As I changed I used the wet part of the towel to clean my dick so it wasn't sticky all afternoon. All this with my naked rear end turned to the other guys changing and any restroom users that happened to walk by the opening to the room.
 

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^ That is a hot story.

I guess it's just another driving story... but I've jacked off a couple times while riding the motorbike. A nice long highway... not too much traffic, sunny day. Hard to get your pants undone and dick out with one hand. Not too worried about what the occasional passing car might see... not much at a combined 200 km/h or more. Had to keep ahead of the following traffic, but I usually do.
Ends up with cum stained leather pants, or Carhartts, and cum on the gas tank :)
 

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Let's see, I'm sure I'm not gonna win any weird jerking spots, so I'll just name a few unusual spots. I jerked it in my classroom while class was in session. Uh, jerked it in a church several times. Jerked it in the same room as where my mom and sister were sleeping in as I was trying to get to sleep. Jerked it in a pool, lol. And I jerked it in my friend's room during a c2c session, while he was sleeping on his bed not a foot behind me, lol.
 

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At a Melissa Etheridge concert standing front stage with all the lesbians,.one of them grabbed my cock and I pulled it out and she rubbed it til I came,..than she danced in front of me rubbing my cock til I came again,..WOW!,.I'll never forget that
oh....my god.
 

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Family camping trip in a pop-up camper, backseat of a family trip. public beach in the water as people watched, my cock was just below the water line.

Hot tub on a cruise with others in it, my buddy was doing the same thing. Shot our loads and got out.
 

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Family camping trip in a pop-up camper, backseat of a family trip. public beach in the water as people watched, my cock was just below the water line.

Hot tub on a cruise with others in it, my buddy was doing the same thing. Shot our loads and got out.
not going to lie, this is a bit hot.
 
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One place... Driving. Not so unusual for me; done that lots. But one time driving home, in the big old work truck - F450 flatdeck- I was jacking... through town... and had to stop for some road work. As it was, the flagging guy stopped me as the first vehicle; front of the line. He was about 20 or 30 feet in front of me... pretty good looking guy, smoking. None of the other construction workers could see me, so I kept on jacking off, kind of keeping it low key. I didn't really want to make it too obvious. But it was kind of cool looking at the guy, and him glancing over to the truck. He didn't seem to have any idea, and probably didn't... but was fun just sitting there in traffic, still jacking, dude not really knowing.

Kind think it would have been cool if he figured it out. I'd be interested to know what he would have been thinking. Probably not impressed, but ya never know; maybe he does the same thing.

I can see it - the whole scene.
Your pics are so hot! Good shots man!
 
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Not overly wierd places one time was in a quarter booth at the porn store. Buddy and I jerked off watching the film and came on the wall. Another time was in a shower stall in college while a friend and his girlfriend were in the next stall over. We were talking the whole time.