The Weirdest Place You've Jerked Off Before

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I was pressure washing my house this spring, I leaned against the handle if the main pressure washer machine and the vibrations felt amazing. I ended up cumming in my shorts. I stayed messy as I continued to wash the house.
 

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Two places, in a deer stand in my teens. I bored out if my mind and a little chilly. It was a good way to warm up. Second time was in a friend's attic, we were looking at porn on a laptop.


There is a thread called jerking off while hunting- This would be a good post.
More detail would be needed
 

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At school. It was a few years ago, i think i was about 15. it was during an exam of around 20 people. i was wearing my sports uniform. i just sneakily put my hand up one of the legs of my shorts and played with myself. came as well, had to excuse myself to go clean up haha.

Another time, around the same age, i was swimming in the neighbourhood canal with a friend and he watched me jerk it under a bridge. was pretty hot.
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I've definitely jerked off in the gym showers after a workout. Also bathrooms at school and work. When I was younger, I used to jerk off with a buddy in the woods.

Probably the weirdest place was when I was working in Europe. It was my day off and I took a long walk. I was walking along a creek and needed to take a piss. Well, I ducked down between the cover of some trees and did so. I realized as my cock was out that I was very horny. Ended up jerking off right there and shot my load quick to the thrill of being caught. It felt great!
 

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I was pressure washing my house this spring, I leaned against the handle if the main pressure washer machine and the vibrations felt amazing. I ended up cumming in my shorts. I stayed messy as I continued to wash the house.
Hi mate iv done the same thing with a pressure washer having the gun and tube between my legs and the vibrations on my cock and balls was so nice,i shot my load in my shorts cleaning the patio,all by accident,
 

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I friend of mine invited me and several other friends to stay at her house for a few days to celebrate her birthday. Her family has a huge house in the middle of nowhere where you can hear the birds and have some fresh air. Anyway, they have a lot of money so they have some interesting stuff inside the house, including a glass bridge that connects the play room and the dinning room. It's a little bit high and it's right above the main entrance.

I knew I would regret it if I did nothing about it so very early one day I sneaked out of my bed and went there. To make things even more exciting I took my clothes off while going up the staircase and left them lying there. The thrill of being completely naked and exposed was amazing. If someone walked on me there was no way of covering myself. I masturbated a couple of times trying different positions. After a while I knew the family and my friends would start to wake up, so I started to get nervous. Ran out of there and dressed on the way to my room.

Hottest wank session I've ever had! Now I can't stop thinking about risky places to do it. Can't wait to feel that thrill again.
 

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1)school bathroom
2)shopping mall
3) "dressing room" of an x-ray clinic - I did my scans two times a year during my growth. getting underwear in front of the radiology technician or nurse was a little embarrassing. I would masturbate before entering the room. I was afraid of getting hard when putting on genital protection and showing my hard cock on the radiograph.
4)lagoon - in the village where he spent his holidays has a beach with a lagoon. I mumbled there while some men (they were employees of summer houses) talked in the sand. I heard a few laughs, but I do not know if it was about that.
5)my father's car - I always waited for him in the car while he was shopping at the supermarket.
 

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1)school bathroom
2)shopgiping mall
3) "dressing room" of an x-ray clinic - I did my scans two times a year during my growth. getting underwear in front of the radiology technician or nurse was a little embarrassing. I would masturbate before entering the room. I was afraid of getting hard when putting on genital protection and showing my hard cock on the radiograph.
4)lagoon - in the village where he spent his holidays has a beach with a lagoon. I mumbled there while some men (they were employees of summer houses) talked in the sand. I heard a few laughs, but I do not know if it was about that.
5)my father's car - I always waited for him in the car while he was shopping at the supermarket.
under the desk with the guy in the next seat wanking me

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