The Weirdest Sex Act/Position Youve heard Of

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  1. Pecker

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    A buddy of mine, back when he had been stationed with the Army in Okinawa for almost a year, called his wife in Virginia one night and they had some pretty hot phone sex.

    A month later he happily announced to his buddies that she was pregnant.
     
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    That brings on all kinds of thoughts, Pecker. I'm hoping she wasn't having live sex with a 'fill-in" as she phone-talked with her husband to get him off. Damn :evilgrin:
     
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    Maybe it was an early case of wireless insemination.
     
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    Gosh, Pecker, I'm hoping insemination will be one happening that will never go wireless. There's just so much masturbating that can be done without shaking the earth out of its orbit.
     
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    Gee, I didn't think there were any weird or ridiculous sex acts or positions? :evilgrin:
     
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    Gee, I didn't think there were any weird or ridiculous sex acts or positions? :evilgrin:
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    Heh heh, happy to hear you say that!
     
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    There are sexual practices involving asphyxiation, electrocution, animals, scarification, feces and other things that I'm too squeamish to go into. I'm not the most vanilla dude you'll ever meet, but there are certain things that, for me, are too fucking creepy to add to my sexual répertoire. You really don't want to hear about the most bizarre sexual act I've ever witnessed, and I really don't want to recall the details.
     
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    There was one involving vomiting. Also heard that scat has a big following.....only saw screen caps of it.....I could'nt handle the actual video :puke:
     
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    That reminds me a buddy of mine whose girlfriend got pregnant. The problem arises from the fact that he had had a vasectomy. The girlfriend's reponse was "Baby, you are so good and we are so good together it must have reversed it." She was so sincere, he almost believed it. He dumped her.

    The best part is that the girl was so stupid or had such nerve, she listed him as the father on the birth certificate and instisted it was his. I think she even believed that the DNA would prove it was his.
     
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    A few years ago a new state ban on crush videos revealed to me that there are apparently guys out there who like seeing women in stiletto heels step on and kill small animals. Pretty sick.
     
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    Anything that involves puke, piss, or shit is fuckin nasty to the max :puke:
     
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    I've heard of Pearl Necklace and Bukkake-- but what is Spiderman?
     
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    OK. I got one, I grew up in a very remote place in maryland on the chesapeke bay and we had a 40' cliff in our front yard. One year we had a very heavy rain and part of the cliff gave way to a mud slide... know where this is going? LOL

    Anyway, the mud was very smooth and semi firm so it wasn't sticky and I was maybe 13 down there sticking my fingers in it and noticing how smooth it was and the erotic suction it made on my fingers so late that night after everyone else had gone to bed I snuck out and had a little party in the mud. LOLOL! I not sure it it was the kinkiness of the act or the smooth suction of the mud but it was one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had.

    There I said it... Sheesh what a perv I am...

    jimmy

     
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    I've heard of Pearl Necklace and Bukkake-- but what is Spiderman?
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    I was about to say the same thing
     
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    I've heard of none of those,

    Bless my innocence. O8)
     
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    Pull out and cum in your hand, then flick it on her face.
     
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    So now you've given away the secret of what gave you such a big dick, jjj. Having all that smooth suction on it at 13, must have stimulated its growth into the long and thick cock you have. Too bad you didn't think of charging for guys to use your freshly made hole. :evilgrin:

    Luke
     
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    They are, but remember what you said: "What's the weirdest sex position/sexual act that you've heard of, no matter how ridiculous?" ... Weirdest. The fetish sexual activities are a lot weirder than bukkake, pearl necklaces and spidermanning. Those things you mentioned are just about where your spooge lands, for the most part, not the sexual acts themselves.
     
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    Completely off topic, but seeing the word "scat" reminded me of something I saw the other day.....

    I was at a fast food place with a friend for lunch, and there was a bus load of kids running around the place wearing these bright pink t-shirts advertising their summer camp theme....."Summer Camp Adventure Team". However, it didn't spell it out....the shirts simply read "SCAT".

    My friend and I had a good laugh about that. Poor kids...if only they knew.
     
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    LOL! Now that you mention it the soil in that area is very rich. Guess I sould be glad I didn't take root!

    jimmy

    So now you've given away the secret of what gave you such a big dick, jjj. Having all that smooth suction on it at 13, must have stimulated its growth into the long and thick cock you have. Too bad you didn't think of charging for guys to use your freshly made hole. :evilgrin:

    Luke
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