Write about the worst sex you've ever had. Here's mine: I recently went out with a girl for 3 months who was the worst lay I've ever had. Here's what she was like. Her name was Ruslana. She was 35 years old and white, she was from Ukraine and claimed to have been in America for 18 years, but she still had a strong accent. She lived with her mom and said they watched tv a lot, so you'd think her english would have been better. She was 5 foot 5 and had a nice set of 36 D tits. Light strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes. She had a decent amount of hair on her pussy. Every time she came to my place, her legs were always shaved, she kept her pussy smelling nice and clean, etc. But she was TERRIBLE in bed. Her pussy was decently tight, that wasn't the problem. She claimed she didn't have much sexual experience. She was absolutely SILENT in bed. I mean I never even heard her breathe hard in the 4 times we had sex. We fucked in missionary, doggy style, and with her on top. I asked her to tell me when she had an orgasm and she did, but if she hadn't said anything I'd never have known. Now before you assume I'm bad in bed, I'm not. I've got 6 inches of rock hard cock and have made many girls scream. :biggrin1: And after 4 times of having sex over 3 months, she would not even touch my cock. It was the weirdest thing ever. I'd take her hand, put it on my cock, and she'd let it just lay there. Wouldn't grab it, squeeze it, or stroke it or anything. I never pushed the issue, but it was weird. I was always nice to her, never yelled or demanded anything different in bed. One time she came over for sex, went to the bathroom, and her period wasn't done yet, so she came out and said we couldn't do it. I was cool, I told her I understood, and she stayed for a couple hours anyhow and I gave her a nice back rub. And we laid on the bed and watched tv and talked a little. The 4th time we had sex, it was still daylight outside, so when she got in doggy style position, and I was checking out her pussy, I noticed she had big hemmorhoids hanging a good 3/4 of an inch out of her ass. I was like VOMIT but I didn't say anything and screwed her anyhow. She was also the WORST KISSER ever! She'd put her lips in one position and make them all stiff, and I'd have to work around that, which was difficult at best. Finally one day, after she hadn't answered her phone all weekend, I got a text message saying she didn't want to go out anymore, we were "different people", whatever that means. Breaking up with her didn't bother me much, as I knew it was not going to go anywhere, but it was nice to be able to go places with someone, and have sex now and then too. A final phone call would have been nice but she didn't want it that way.