The Worst Toys Ever Made

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  1. jakeatolla

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    What in the hell were they thinking ????
     
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    I'd quite like one of the batman water pistols
     
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    Heh. Small woild. I once considered getting the Jaw Snapping T-Rex with Ferocious Biting Action. Safari sold or distributed those, along with the Carnegie Museum set, their own Safari set, a pretty good new set (Galaxy, I think), and some goofy stuff like Dino-Babies, Dino-Toob, etc. Safari also does the Smithsonian set of giant bugs, and the Monterey Bay Aquarium set of sharks, manta rays, whales, etc. And lots of other plastic animal-type stuff too. Pretty neat-o.

    I got dragged into a Bed, Breakfast & Beyond (or maybe it was a Linens & Things - I can't tell them apart) on a really cheap date, and found a rack of Safari stuff 'way in the back. So I bought one of the Deep-Sea Fish series which I didn't already have. (She dumped me a while after that, but not because of the rubber fish. I don't think so, at least. She never did really get that stuff, anyway.)

    Anyhoo, pulling on that thing on T. rex didn't bother me because I knew it wasn't the pubic bone, which would have been icky. It's actually where the ischium would be. That's not as icky, at least to my fuzzy way of thinking.
     
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    Most of them I can take with a laugh, but the one that gets me really thinkin' Lincoln, is the TWISTER bedspread.
     
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    Those squishy foam things that you put in water and it supposed to get bigger, those things are awful
     
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    The Twister sheets could be fun!
     
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    Betsy Wetsy! The urninating doll.
     
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    They made a urninating doll... what fun is there in changing a diaper???? I know have five kids. Trust me there is definitely no fun in it and I bet that doll discontinued the first year :) Dumb toy manufacturer you deserve to loose $$ making that crap.

    Oh and if anyone wants to learn how to change diapers I still have two kids that are in them just let me know and you can change them all you want for me :D
     
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