The would you rather thread

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  1. animaldudedawg

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    ill start, then the next person answers and makes a new would you rather..

    would you rather have a 6x6 penis or a 8x4?
     
  2. chicagosam

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    Essentially the game is the same as This or That. OK, I'll bite!

    6" by 6" penis. I want to do some damage.

    Sagging balls or firm balls?
     
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    I guess this is a This or That with a sexual overtone, lol.

    ok, Sagging

    (now the obvious,lol) Cut or Uncut :cool:
     
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    Cut
    Pierced or NOT
     
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    This is a rather easy answer:

    6" x 6", of course. Length is nice, I can assure you, but a 4" circumference definitely qualifies as a pencil dick, especially if it is 8" long. 4" circumference is only a bit over 1.2" in diameter....a thin reed indeed.

    6" in circumference is close to the ideal girth for most recipients, and 6" in length is long enough for satisfactory penetration. In fact, it takes some work on my part to get my extra inches of length into most women....only when the female is fully aroused does the Tower of Power sink in to the balls.

    Girth trumps length.
     
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    Bubba doesn't get how the game is played. Oh, well. We'll keep him around for his brains, beauty, and brawn.
    Not.

    Frenulum pierce or PA?
     
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    Hey...messages were posted while I was writing. ;-)

    AND NO PIERCINGS of the dick or balls....none, nada, zip.
     
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    6"x6" (girth is more important than length).
    Firm balls (I am tired of bumping my saggy ones).
    Uncut (I am cut and always wanted know what uncut is like).
    No piercings for me...anywhere.
     
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    hey no fair you are leaving me out?
    Just because I dont have one! :mad:
     
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    I thought you did have one! Or is that Madame Zora? When do us guys ever leave you ladies out? Now, really! Behave, or I'll whip you with mine!:biggrin1:
     
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    Oh yeah? :biggrin1:
     
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    Curved up or down?
     
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    Actually, I meant would you rather have sex with... wait, if you are straight... oh, never mind!
     
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    I guess if you're straight, then you can't play, Ha! j/k
    Wait..is that straight without a curve at all, or straight as in...meh, your'e right, nevermind,lol.

    I always wanted to find one, so.. curved down

    smooth or hairy?
     
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    mmmm. smooth

    69 or handjobs (mutual)?
     
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    cum in moouth or body?
     
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    my place or yours?
     
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    Yours

    L ovingTenderRelationship or NoStringsAttached?
     
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    Morning romp or Afternoon tryst?
     
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    Morning Romp

    Sweet nothings or dirty talk?
     
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