I wrote this big long ass shpeel about it, but I'll just make the point I usually make about any vicarious sitch'... I love watching basketball because I get to witness incredible athletes bound, poetically through the air making dazzling, acrobatic movements I could never dream of doing. Watching them fills me with the wonderful sensation of human greatness, a brotherhood of talented beings born of the same disposition. Now my girlfriend is, as far as I'm concerned, as hot as they come. Beautiful features, mountainous breasts, hairless and smooth like a faucet dispensing vitamin D milk. And me? I'm so-so. Why wouldn't it be wonderful to see her with one of natures horizontal redwoods? Whilst I can relax and savor the scene of perfect sex? It's vicarious voyeurism, tantalizing teamplay and your own private pornstar all wrapped up in a few grunts and groans. Or maybe I'm just horny.