Theme song for your erection

[petergroot]

Diesel and dust.
Beds are burning.
The time has COME.
To say fairs fair

 

[mattnatlanta]

The song by Pilot, Whoa Whoa Whoa It's My Dick.....

 

[wnjcwjkk]

With some lyric changes.

I think I'm cute!
I KNOW I'm sexay!
I got the DICK!
That drives the girls wild

I got the COCK!
To really move em!
I send CHILLS!
Up and dowwwn their spine!

I'm just a Sexy DICK!
Sexyyy DII-HICK!
I'm not your DICK TOY!
I'm just a Sexy COCK!
Big Sexxxxyyyy CO-HOCK!
I'm not your COCK Toy!



But my Dick still Tunes Up The Band and does the Sweet Chin Music if you're not careful. They call it the HeartBreak Cock

 

[hypolimnas]

 

[ronin001]

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How come we don't have any kissy face emojis? *goes out and gets one*

ETA: I put one in here, but the site doesn't publish it.

If you ask and sweet talk Rob E, I bet he will put the emojis back. No one can say no to Miss A/E

 

[AlteredEgo]

If you ask and sweet talk Rob E, I bet he will put the emojis back. No one can say no to Miss A/E

I think I irritate him.

 

[ronin001]

I think I irritate him.

Irritation is just a small step away from enamoration

 

[BULLDOG00]

Thick As A Brick by Jethro Tull

 

[Notaes]

Moves like Jagger!

 

[notthatguy]

Ooops i did it again.

 

[scallylad85]

The last post

 

[Draconis71]

2 possibles....

 

[dlfellow]

Gigantic -The Pixies
Superman Theme
Mr.Big Dick- Schoolly D

 

[erratic]

in the streets.

in the sheets.

 

[priapo2]

" Singing in the rain "

 

[hockeybro999]

Welcome to the jungle