gotta find an old flick called the penetrator, almost a scene for scene porn spoof of the original terminator movie. his mission, instead of killing sarah connor, is to impregnate her before kyle reese can (john played by none other than the hedgehog himself). its great, the scene where the penetrator is fucking the real sarah connor, john reese distracts the penetrator with a blowup sex doll so he pulls out and cums all over sarah connor instead of in her. the movie is hilarious, definitely worth a watch if you can find it.