No cookie, but you do get to go to purgatory until judgement to work out on the ellipticals.
There are no fat people in heaven.
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No cookie, but you do get to go to purgatory until judgement to work out on the ellipticals.
whatireallywant
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Hmmm, and how much depth does a size queen have?
Actually, many size queens really do have more "depth" than the average woman, and that's why they're size queens! :biggrin1:
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Oh shit!! I'm brain dead tonight. I just realized that my statement above had an alternative meaning that was totally unintended.
I'm sorry -- I wasn't implying that anyone was dumb.
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OUCH! I agree with you that the south is a far cry from being Cosmopolitan. However, I have been asked that question in every ER I have been to across the country from New Jersey to Portland, Oregon.
True you can't be PC all the time. Why was it awkward? Could you see the pentagram tattoo through their t-shirt? :biggrin1:
It's not meant to be offensive. The reason they ask that question in all US hospitals is because some people when near death like to have a religious leader of their choosing come to pray with/for them.
Is your grandmother okay now?
Yeah, I understand why they ask... but, to be quite honest, I was sure she couldn't even list another religion, and not just another denomination of the same religion. And grandma is doing fine now, thanks for asking. :smile:
I didn't mean to get off topic. I just didn't see any other religion having a problem with somebody's weight! :biggrin1: Besides, I am already going to be in Hell (*rolls eyes*) for being a fag, so y'all might as well join me. I love me some big girls.
Because it's one of those questions that is difficult to phrase without offending somebody.
Perhaps. She may have been going by the majority of people she sees OR she's just simply ignorant. She's an intake person, not a doctor of theology. While it would be nice for everyone to have a catholic view of religious knowledge, I don't think it remotely likely given the average education available in the United States.
Oh shit!! I'm brain dead tonight. I just realized that my statement above had an alternative meaning that was totally unintended.
I'm sorry -- I wasn't implying that anyone was dumb.
:chairshot:
I am not afraid to admit that I'm dumb as a stone. I don't think I could boost my IQ with a forklift. :biggrin1:
Yeah but they have to run next to you on little doggie treadmills while you're doing the 5-mile circuit training on the elliptical. They can't even get off long enough to fetch you a good draught of beer and a slice of cheesecake from the refrigerator.
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Oh, I think the real joke is on the jokers who not only believe that there are any pearly gates to begin with, but who actually think they have the inside track on the guest list. Man, are they ever in for a shock. :biggrin1:
Good, I hate fat people. They're like Mexicans but they steal our food instead.
:tongue::biggrin1:
:tongue::biggrin1:Good, I hate fat people. They're like Mexicans but they steal our food instead.
And they're lazy like Puerto Ricans. :biggrin1:
:wink::tongue::redface:Oh, gee, thanks! :wink: I get that a lot.
Snoozie, once St Peter sees you in a Master's cap & riding boots, holding a riding crop, he'll forget about your weight and fling wide the pearly gates.
You won't see, if I have a blindfold on you. I'll forego the ball gag, so that you can scream "OH GOD OH GOD!"
I'll have to think a bit on how to get you the fast track to canonization. If they can expedite for mother theresa......
ROTFLMAO :lmao:
I'd have to lose 15 pounds to reach NIC_160IQ's, IQ and an additional 25 pounds to reach mine. :redface:
So your goal is the wiegh the same as a starving orphan in Somalia?
I knew there was a reason i wasn't busting my ass trying to be a good girl, im going to hell anyway.It is a good thing though considering ive always been fond of a nice big chubby
See you down there all you horny little devils :scool:
See you down there all you horny little devils :scool:
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Snoozan, as your friend I will tell you one last time. The green bunchy stuff the neighbor kid keeps telling you makes awesome brownies? You need to stop eating those brownies. :wink:
That is a complete bollocks. If that is what heaven is, send me to hell. I think my heaven will feature lots of people having fun and just hanging out. Even if they have a BMI over 25.
And TK? If you have a BMI over 25? It obviously agrees with you. You look good girl. That doesn't suck in my book.
