Good, I hate fat people. They're like Mexicans but they steal our food instead.

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No, no, no. It's all the immigrants. All these immigrants come over here with the pretense of being "on holiday" and try like hell to keep coming back as if they are going to live her. Complete and utter crap. They steal our jobs, burden our health care system, fuck out hot women.... Did I say they fuck our hot women yet?
Oh, gee, thanks! :wink: I get that a lot.
Snoozie, once St Peter sees you in a Master's cap & riding boots, holding a riding crop, he'll forget about your weight and fling wide the pearly gates.
Are you calling me fat!?! I know you are. I'll have you know that it's all your lasagna's fault. And chocolate. And rolls. Oh no, I'm having a foodgasm thinking about you now...
Also... I know how to use that riding crop now, and I'm not afraid to put it to good use, young man. You'll need that Boudreaux's Butt Paste yourself, and you'll have to wear the bib.
You won't see, if I have a blindfold on you. I'll forego the ball gag, so that you can scream "OH GOD OH GOD!"
I think the Boudreaux's Butt Paste bib would be a perfect substitute for the ball gag.
I'll have to think a bit on how to get you the fast track to canonization. If they can expedite for mother theresa......
Agreed, Saint Brother Roux of the Buttpaste Bib sounds rather good.