I've just got back from the gym... Whilst I was there in very modest baggy jogging bottoms, warming up on the bike I happen to glance up into the mirror opposite and see that 4 bikes away, on the first cross trainer is a girl with the most enormous boobies I have seen in many many moons. Okay she's wearing baggy jogging bottoms too, but the top is tight and sleeveless and the waist is slim... Jesus it was like a study in perpetual motion. Completely distracted me and directed blood to all the wrong places! It should not be allowed. Cross trainer with puppies like that... Unfortunately there was some hulking great alpha-male kinda guy who seemed to know her, so I just drooled from a safe distance purely on the grounds of personal safety. However if I can ever work out how to make my phone (which is also my mp3 player) do a video without lighting up a huge give-away red light on the front, I'll try to get you guys a sample!