There should be a law against it...

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by Reallyonlyme, Nov 23, 2009.

  1. Reallyonlyme

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2008
    Messages:
    364
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    4
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    London, UK
    Verified:
    Photo
    I've just got back from the gym... Whilst I was there in very modest baggy jogging bottoms, warming up on the bike I happen to glance up into the mirror opposite and see that 4 bikes away, on the first cross trainer is a girl with the most enormous boobies I have seen in many many moons.
    Okay she's wearing baggy jogging bottoms too, but the top is tight and sleeveless and the waist is slim... Jesus it was like a study in perpetual motion.
    Completely distracted me and directed blood to all the wrong places!

    It should not be allowed. Cross trainer with puppies like that... :eek:

    Unfortunately there was some hulking great alpha-male kinda guy who seemed to know her, so I just drooled from a safe distance purely on the grounds of personal safety.

    However if I can ever work out how to make my phone (which is also my mp3 player) do a video without lighting up a huge give-away red light on the front, I'll try to get you guys a sample!
     
  2. jason_els

    jason_els <img border="0" src="/images/badges/gold_member.gi

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2004
    Messages:
    10,576
    Likes Received:
    25
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Warwick, NY, USA
    Hmmm... sounds like a good way to end-up in hospital. If she sees it and complains to Alpha Male it'll be, "HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH GOOD!"
     
  3. Reallyonlyme

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2008
    Messages:
    364
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    4
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    London, UK
    Verified:
    Photo
    Yes, I was kinda banking on Hulk being strong but slow and cumbersome. Whereas assuming I haven't just killed myself on the bike/cross trainer, I'm more your tall/slim manoeuvrable sprinter!

    If the worst came to the worst I could always pull a couple of jujitsu moves out of the bag, but given the size of him I think they would have to be potentially lethal ones on the grounds that I would probably only get one chance before he pulls my arms off!
     
Draft saved Draft deleted