There should be a law against it...

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  1. Reallyonlyme

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    I've just got back from the gym... Whilst I was there in very modest baggy jogging bottoms, warming up on the bike I happen to glance up into the mirror opposite and see that 4 bikes away, on the first cross trainer is a girl with the most enormous boobies I have seen in many many moons.
    Okay she's wearing baggy jogging bottoms too, but the top is tight and sleeveless and the waist is slim... Jesus it was like a study in perpetual motion.
    Completely distracted me and directed blood to all the wrong places!

    It should not be allowed. Cross trainer with puppies like that... :eek:

    Unfortunately there was some hulking great alpha-male kinda guy who seemed to know her, so I just drooled from a safe distance purely on the grounds of personal safety.

    However if I can ever work out how to make my phone (which is also my mp3 player) do a video without lighting up a huge give-away red light on the front, I'll try to get you guys a sample!
     
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    Hmmm... sounds like a good way to end-up in hospital. If she sees it and complains to Alpha Male it'll be, "HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH GOOD!"
     
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    Yes, I was kinda banking on Hulk being strong but slow and cumbersome. Whereas assuming I haven't just killed myself on the bike/cross trainer, I'm more your tall/slim manoeuvrable sprinter!

    If the worst came to the worst I could always pull a couple of jujitsu moves out of the bag, but given the size of him I think they would have to be potentially lethal ones on the grounds that I would probably only get one chance before he pulls my arms off!
     
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