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Look Upon My Works Ye Mighty and Despair:


BETTER THAN SEX CAKE

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1 box yellow cake mix
1 box French vanilla pudding (can be instant)
1/2 c. oil
1/2 c. water (some recipes call for milk instead)
4 eggs
1 (8 oz.) carton commercial sour cream
1 (6 oz.) bag sweet chocolate chips
1 c. chopped pecans
1 bar (or 1/2 box) German chocolate, grated
1 c. coconut, toasted

Add each ingredient in the order above, blend thoroughly between each. Pour into a greased, floured tube pan and bake at 350 degrees for 50 to 55 minutes or until done.

ICING FOR B-T-S CAKE
1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese, at room temperature
1 box confectioners' sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
Nuts and coconut
Cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Add vanilla, nuts and coconut.

And then you eat ....
Muahahahaha ....


Why was that cake called that? I've had it and it was Sooooo Not better than sex, and I didn't orgasm once!
 

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My Thanksgiving tradition - Kahlua Pecan Pie (recipe doubles well):

1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup ( 1/2 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature
1 tablespoon all purpose flour
3/4 cup dark corn syrup
1/4 cup Kahlúa or other coffee liqueur
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 large eggs
1 cup chopped pecans
1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips
1 purchased frozen deep-dish 9-inch pie crust
2/3 cup chilled whipping cream
Pecan halves (optional for topping)

Preheat oven to 375°F. Beat sugar and butter in medium bowl until smooth; beat in flour. Gradually beat in corn syrup, then Kahlúa and vanilla. Mix in eggs, then chopped pecans. Sprinkle chocolate chips over bottom of crust.

Pour filling into crust.

Bake pie until filling is puffed around edges and just set in center, covering edge of crust if browning too quickly, about 45 minutes. Transfer pie to rack and cool completely. (Can be prepared 1 day ahead. Cover and refrigerate.)

Beat cream in medium bowl until peaks form. Drop whipped cream in small dollops around edge of pie. Place pecan half atop each dollop, if desired.

I like to add an extra 1/4 tablespoon of flour if I'm serving this hot. Keeps it from sliding apart when plating. If you refrigerate and serve cold, then the 1 tablespoon works fine.

Also quite good with hazelnuts instead (tastes like a Nutella pie).
 

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I first made this for my parents’ anniversary about 15 years ago. They have requested . . . actually demanded I make it for them every anniversary since then. :tongue: The first few years I used Knorr’s Pesto, and then I got into making it from scratch. Now I’ve gotten a tad lazy and I like to use the pre-made stuff.

Anniversary Shrimp & Scallop Pasta
Ingredients:
1pound large shrimp (peeled & deveined)
1pound sea scallops
1 TBSP butter
4 TBSP Olive Oil
2 cups Beringer’s White Zinfandel wine
2 cloves finely chopped garlic
3 leaves fresh basil chopped
1 rounded teaspoon Old Bay Seasoning
½ tsp. crushed red pepper
Salt
Pepper
1 lemon
Buitoni Pesto with Basil
Angel hair pasta
Italian bread

Instructions:
Ÿ Combine juice of ½ a lemon, Beringer’s White Zinfandel, garlic, Old Bay, basil and red pepper in a bow. Mix thoroughly with a fork.
Ÿ Marinate shrimp & scallops in the above mixture for a minimum of 2 hours.
Ÿ Boil water for pasta – follow directions on package to cook pasta
Ÿ Heat butter and oil in a large frying pan.
Ÿ Add seafood to pan with marinade
Ÿ When shrimp and scallops are done add the container of pesto.
Ÿ Mix thoroughly.
Ÿ Toss cooked pasta with the shrimp, scallop, pesto mixture and juice of ½ a lemon
Ÿ Serve immediately!

Serve with Italian bread and a salad.
 

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ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS

Serves 4

2 pounds bull testicles (lamb/sheep, calf or turkey testicles can also be used)
1 cup unbleached white flour
1/4 cup cornmeal
1 cup red wine
salt, pepper, garlic powder to taste
Louisiana Hot Sauce
lard

Using a sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. You can remove the skin more easily if they are frozen and then peeled while thawing. Set into a pan with enough salt water to cover them for one hour, to remove some of the blood, and drain.

Transfer to large pot. Add enough water to float the "oysters" and a generous tablespoon of vinegar. Parboil, drain and rinse. Let cool and slice each "oyster" into 1/4 inch thick ovals. Sprinkle salt and pepper on both sides of sliced "oyster" to taste.

Mix flour, cornmeal and some garlic powder to taste in a bowl. Roll each slice into this dry mixture. Dip into milk. Dip into dry mixture. Dip into wine quickly (repeat the procedure for a thicker crust). Place into hot cooking oil. Add Louisiana Hot Sauce to cooking oil (it’ll sizzle some, so be careful!). Cook until golden brown or tender, and remove with a strainer (the longer they cook, the tougher they get).

Deep fat fried delight.
Best with lots of beer consumption.:biggrin1:​
 

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I have my own theory as to why.

But I wonder whether you also think that this site has storm clouds approaching and why?

Alternatively, perhaps we could exchange recipies till it blows over.

This site always has storm clouds. I personally prefer the other kind of thunder and lightening that can also be found here, if you know where to look.

Raspberry jam and crunchy peanut butter on toasted brown bread - oh my word, yum yum piggy's bum.

I thought that was our little secret! :rolleyes:

Tête de veau
(this recipe does NOT work if you do it in English!)

1- Mettez la tête de veau dans la marmite, couvrez la largement d'eau froide. Amenez à ébullition, écumez.

2- Dès qu'il ne se forme plus d'écume, ajoutez les légumes, les aromates, sel, 10 grains de poivre.

3- Couvrez, laissez bouillir 1 h 30 à 2 heures selon la grosseur.

4- Retirez la tête du court bouillon au moment de la servir découpée.

5- Préparez la sauce gribiche: écrasez les jaunes d'oeufs avec la moutarde, ajoutez l'huile petit à petit pour les réduire en pâte puis mélangez tout. Salez, poivrez et ajoutez les blancs des oeufs hachés.

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Sorry Drifterwood, but nothing called pudding should ever contain bacon! :yuck:


hotmilf, are you sure you're white? You keep eating chitlin's and maws like that girlfriend, people are gonna talk about you and not in a good way. :tongue:
 

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I disagree.

The control structure on this site makes such events unlikely. The more predictable eventuality is that contentious content and those responsible for it will quietly vanish, and the majority of site members will be completely unaware that anything even happened.
Thank you for another heap of elegantly crafted tripe.
 

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Thank you for another heap of elegantly crafted tripe.

No, no, Hickboy, you mean this, not HG's post:

Roman Style Tripe

2 pounds tripe
1/2 cup white vinegar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 red onion, thinly sliced
4 cloves garlic, coarsely chopped
2 cups basic tomato sauce, recipe follows
1/4 cup pecorino Romano, freshly grated
1/4 cup Parmigiano-Reggiano, freshly grated
1 bunch mint leaves, finely choppedIn a large pot combine the tripe, vinegar, vanilla and enough water to cover the tripe by 2 inches. Bring to a boil, reduce to a simmer and cook until the tripe is very tender, about 1 to 1 1/4 hours, replenishing the water as necessary. Drain the tripe, reserving the cooking liquid, and allow to cool. Slice the tripe into 1-inch strips.
In a 14 to 16-inch skillet, heat the olive oil over high heat until almost smoking. Add the onion, garlic and tripe and saute 3 minutes. Add the tomato sauce, bring to a boil, reduce to a simmer and cook, covered, for 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, in a small bowl, combine the grated cheeses and the mint and stir to combine. When the tripe is finished, divide evenly among 6 warmed bowls and top with the cheese and mint mixture.


BASIC TOMATO SAUCE:
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
1 Spanish onion, chopped in 1/4-inch dice
4 garlic cloves, peeled and thinly sliced
3 tablespoons chopped fresh thyme leaves, or 1 tablespoon dried
1/2 medium carrot, finely shredded
2 (28-ounce) cans peeled whole tomatoes, crushed by hand and juices reserved
Salt, to tasteIn a 3-quart saucepan, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic and cook until soft and light golden brown, about 8 to 10 minutes. Add the thyme and carrot and cook 5 minutes more, until the carrot is quite soft. Add the tomatoes and juice and bring to a boil, stirring often. Lower the heat and simmer for 30 minutes until as thick as hot cereal. Season with salt and serve. This sauce holds 1 week in the refrigerator or up to 6 months in the freezer. Yield: 4 cups
 

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Don't start complimenting the chef just yet...you still haven't finished your side plate of Go Fuck Yourself. Be sure to wash it down with a big gulp of Hukt on Fonix.
Everything you write proves you to be just another spiritually barren pseudo-intellectual who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. I feel like I'm being pontificated at by Britney Spears.

When you are through proofreading your crap posts you still aren't acually saying anything, dear boy. Learn to communicate.
 

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Thank you for another heap of elegantly crafted tripe.

Don't knock tripe!!

Don't start complimenting the chef just yet...you still haven't finished your side plate of Go Fuck Yourself. Be sure to wash it down with a big gulp of Hukt on Fonix.

Wonderful wordsmithery :rolleyes: - but hey - not one single typo! You must be the winner and have the biggest cock ever! Well done, dear.
 

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Hey! That actually sounds pretty good!

Why the fuck would anybody put vanilla extract in it? Ah, well. When in Rome...
No, no, Hickboy, you mean this, not HG's post:

Roman Style Tripe

2 pounds tripe
1/2 cup white vinegar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 red onion, thinly sliced
4 cloves garlic, coarsely chopped
2 cups basic tomato sauce, recipe follows
1/4 cup pecorino Romano, freshly grated
1/4 cup Parmigiano-Reggiano, freshly grated
1 bunch mint leaves, finely choppedIn a large pot combine the tripe, vinegar, vanilla and enough water to cover the tripe by 2 inches. Bring to a boil, reduce to a simmer and cook until the tripe is very tender, about 1 to 1 1/4 hours, replenishing the water as necessary. Drain the tripe, reserving the cooking liquid, and allow to cool. Slice the tripe into 1-inch strips.
In a 14 to 16-inch skillet, heat the olive oil over high heat until almost smoking. Add the onion, garlic and tripe and saute 3 minutes. Add the tomato sauce, bring to a boil, reduce to a simmer and cook, covered, for 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, in a small bowl, combine the grated cheeses and the mint and stir to combine. When the tripe is finished, divide evenly among 6 warmed bowls and top with the cheese and mint mixture.


BASIC TOMATO SAUCE:
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
1 Spanish onion, chopped in 1/4-inch dice
4 garlic cloves, peeled and thinly sliced
3 tablespoons chopped fresh thyme leaves, or 1 tablespoon dried
1/2 medium carrot, finely shredded
2 (28-ounce) cans peeled whole tomatoes, crushed by hand and juices reserved
Salt, to tasteIn a 3-quart saucepan, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic and cook until soft and light golden brown, about 8 to 10 minutes. Add the thyme and carrot and cook 5 minutes more, until the carrot is quite soft. Add the tomatoes and juice and bring to a boil, stirring often. Lower the heat and simmer for 30 minutes until as thick as hot cereal. Season with salt and serve. This sauce holds 1 week in the refrigerator or up to 6 months in the freezer. Yield: 4 cups