I was thinking more like a big bread knife ML. Over size knife on a tiny little spider.
I'm going to let him live. It looks like a Daddy Long legs, Cellar Spider. From what I read they are not harmful to humans. They are good to keep other pests away so I will let him stay.
Kill it! Kill it now! Windex just annoys them, I find a squirt or two of Clorox Clean-Up stops them dead. Then turn on the shower and wash him down the drain. He is not your friend, don't name him. He is an arachnid and he is on your territory, he has to go. :angryfire2:
He looks like this one that I found on Google. He is small and mostly legs.
:rofl: Can't you just see Mem in a red leotard :lmao:zap it with radiation then get it to bite you.
I generally get out my shoe and smash them.
If it's crawling, in my house, and it's not wearing a diaper, it dies.Outside, I leave them be (unless black widows) but in the house... nope, nadda, no way... all spiders are dead if I can get them.
Kill it! Kill it now! Windex just annoys them, I find a squirt or two of Clorox Clean-Up stops them dead. Then turn on the shower and wash him down the drain. He is not your friend, don't name him. He is an arachnid and he is on your territory, he has to go. :angryfire2:
:rofl: Can't you just see Mem in a red leotard :lmao:
If it's crawling, in my house, and it's not wearing a diaper, it dies.
FWIW: Back in the 1970's my dad his own exterminating company. It's motto was "Death to Vermin" maybe thats why I have no tolerance for bugs, insects, or critters inside. Inside is my territory, not theirs.
See there is a small problem with the whole catching thing... I stop breathing if I get too close to a spider bigger than say, a bottle top, and unless fear kicks in to the point where I can run, I freeze and pass out. This doesn't happen with the larger hairy variety (unless its a poecilotheria regalis) but me and your bog standard house spider just isn't going to happen.