...about my posts on LPSG, how annoying, nauseating, shocking, tasteless, (insert other profoundly negative adjective here) my posts are. The hubbub has come from people who have taken a few things I've said out of context and decided they needed to go on the attack about them. I'm going to say this once, for those who don't get it: The things I post on this site are intended to be taken out of context and abused by people who jump to conclusions about what they mean. Anybody who has a fucking brain and opens his fucking eyes can see that. The rest of you are making yourselves a laughingstock. What do my posts mean? All of them mean the same thing -- that I have a nasty habit of manipulating militantly clueless people for my own amusement, especially when they can do sweet FA about it. Now, get back to work before I have to beat you again. edit: I meant no insult to those of you who have gotten the joke all along.