There's SPH...what about LPH?

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I was talking with a guy in the chat room the other day, and he said that he thought SPH was kind of boring, because it was no fun if the other guy was so much smaller. He said there was no sense of satisfaction in beating them and humiliating them because it was no contest...

Anyway, we compared sizes, and I'm like 7.5x5.5, but he was 8x6, so it was no contest. But then he started asking me about how much I loved having a big dick, how much I loved showing it off, how much I hated to lose to a bigger guy...

Basically, he was trying to do SPH on me, which was kind of funny. But he also got me to admit that it was also kind of a turn on, trying to get me to submit to him.... kind of hilarious, but kind of a turn on at the same time.

So, basically what I'm saying is, is there such a thing as LPH? Like where you have an even bigger guy cut you down to size and put you in your place?
 

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Your question seems a bit confused. You were right the first time: you were being teased for having a shorter and thinner penis than the bigger man. You felt a thrill of excitement feeling his dominance over you and your humiliation at being bested.

If you want to try LPH, good luck with that. Very few men with large dicks are sorry that they are hung.
 

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Your question seems a bit confused. You were right the first time: you were being teased for having a shorter and thinner penis than the bigger man. You felt a thrill of excitement feeling his dominance over you and your humiliation at being bested.

If you want to try LPH, good luck with that. Very few men with large dicks are sorry that they are hung.

So is it common for guys with reasonably big dicks to like a bit of SPH? Would you even call it that, if you don't actually have a small dick?
 
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Large Penis Humiliation would be along the lines of "Your dick is so big that tight women stay 50 yards distant" or "Your dick is so big that people mistake you for being a Neanderthal" or "Your dick is so big you must starve your brain of blood when you bone" or similar such insults based on a guys dick being too big.
 

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I suppose what I mean is, if you think you're big, but another guy puts you in your place, that's a different kind of humiliation from being teased for having a small dick.

You can't really call it SPH because... well, I don't really qualify for the 'S' bit! :smile:
 

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I get it.

I've had my dick up someone's ass/arse and been told I'm just a dildo. Nothing more than a brainless dildo... Etc. That was cool.

But I think you mean more like where a guy holds my 7 in next to his thicker 8 or 9, and just looks into my eyes, smirking. The sense of him knowing that I'm bigger than at least 50-75% of guys I meet, but that he's even bigger, is quite specific. Works well, I think.

Even though it doesn't really matter much - obviously ...
 

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Tell you what...

Send me two shots of your dick; one with a tape measure along the top, and one with a tape wrapped around the shaft. I'll let you know in statistical terms where you stand next to me and other men regarding your dick size.

Your length looks adequate, but you may be a bit girth challenged. Let's get measured and see.
 

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ha, i'm just brainstorming over the idea of LPH...i'm small dick'd like 4"c, but I could definitely get into flipping the table if any large dick guys needed to be humiliated on how obsessively overgrown they're freakin dicks have become. haha.