Gawd, I'm a loser... I've never taken my niece or nephew fishing!Who are they to garden, fix the car, paint the fence, take the nieces and nephews fishing, get a tan, read the paper every day
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?!?!
I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?
I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measureslike maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
This Onion article never gets old. Heh.
I have to go. I am expecting a call from Lex any minute. The candles are already in place and the music selections have been made and oh yes, I have plenty of lube in the drawer.
I can hardly wait.:biggrin1::tongue:
These damn' queers! Who do they think they are? Where do they get off subjecting the rest of us to their sick lifestyle? The nerve of some of them! How dare they get up early in the morning to maintain a fit, healthy body, work hard, pay taxes, donate to charity, go to church and synagogue, love people, lose people, dream, eat, sleep, shit, pick up sexy singles with their friends, or go home and snuggle with someone they love? Who are they to garden, fix the car, paint the fence, take the nieces and nephews fishing, get a tan, read the paper every day or laugh at sitcoms. What is that about? Do you want to be subjected to people who live like that?
Sure, go ahead: use me and then trade me in like an old Chevy. Damn.
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I have to go. I am expecting a call from Lex any minute. The candles are already in place and the music selections have been made and oh yes, I have plenty of lube in the drawer.
I can hardly wait.:biggrin1::tongue:
OMG not talking about homosexual acts in a public place! Jeesus!I have to go. I am expecting a call from Lex any minute. The candles are already in place and the music selections have been made and oh yes, I have plenty of lube in the drawer.
I can hardly wait.:biggrin1::tongue: