These fucking bulldykes just don't get it!

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I just started going to the gym regularly, and though I am really happy with my trainer and the results I'm getting, I have to say I'm getting really sick of these snaggle-toothed old bulldykes with beards looking at my tits while I change. Admittedly, I have bouncy 36DD tits and am getting a rather fine body if I say so myself, but I just can't take these old hags with hairy armpits anymore. They lumber into the lockerroom with their flannel shirts and Wrangler jeans and just stand there and stare at me while I'm trying to change. I mean, I know I look good, but it's different when I'm on the gym floor in my push up bra, tank top and little shorts and I get appreciative glances from the meatheads in the gorilla pit. In the lockerroom I want my private time, and these fat nasty bitches just can't keep their eyes off of my lean thighs and juicy ass. One day I'm going to get really angry and let one of them have it right in her beard. Just today I was naked and langurously rubbing lotion all over my body when this woman who was way over 50 and looked like the crypt keeper stood near me practically drooling while pretending to change into her swimsuit. I saw her try to rub her cunt and be sly about it, but I could tell she was trying to get me to look at her playing with her hairy bush. It was too much. There I was, minding my own business, trying to moisturize my clean-shaven pussy and just because my 11 inches of womanhood got a little bit of a rod doesn't mean I was inviting her drooling, neanderthal stare. She even followed me toward the sauna, and when she came in the door I was forced to wrap the towel around my sweaty, hot body and leave. I think if I didn't leave she would have rubbed her warty ass on me while "pretending" to put steam on the coals.

This is total bullshit, and I'd tell the management of my gym but they are all big dykes too. I can't even join another gym because there's not a single gym within 100 miles and I signed a contract for a year here anyway.

Fucking lezzies.
 
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You have a perfect right to take these bulldykes to court and sue them for millions of dollars for the psychological harm they might have caused you. Just who the fuck do they think they are looking at you when you're flaunting your nakedness in private.

I remember one time when I was at a lesbian club minding my own business, I wasn't wearing knickers because it was hot and while I was dancing on a table this hideous old lesbian troll bitch kept surreptitiously stealing glances at my wet snatch, is it too much to ask that they keep their eyes to themselves.
 
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The Princesses of parody strike again -- you go girls!!!

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I just started going to the gym regularly, and though I am really happy with my trainer and the results I'm getting, I have to say I'm getting really sick of these snaggle-toothed old bulldykes with beards looking at my tits while I change. Admittedly, I have bouncy 36DD tits and am getting a rather fine body if I say so myself, but I just can't take these old hags with hairy armpits anymore. They lumber into the lockerroom with their flannel shirts and Wrangler jeans and just stand there and stare at me while I'm trying to change. I mean, I know I look good, but it's different when I'm on the gym floor in my push up bra, tank top and little shorts and I get appreciative glances from the meatheads in the gorilla pit. In the lockerroom I want my private time, and these fat nasty bitches just can't keep their eyes off of my lean thighs and juicy ass. One day I'm going to get really angry and let one of them have it right in her beard. Just today I was naked and langurously rubbing lotion all over my body when this woman who was way over 50 and looked like the crypt keeper stood near me practically drooling while pretending to change into her swimsuit. I saw her try to rub her cunt and be sly about it, but I could tell she was trying to get me to look at her playing with her hairy bush. It was too much. There I was, minding my own business, trying to moisturize my clean-shaven pussy and just because my 11 inches of womanhood got a little bit of a rod doesn't mean I was inviting her drooling, neanderthal stare. She even followed me toward the sauna, and when she came in the door I was forced to wrap the towel around my sweaty, hot body and leave. I think if I didn't leave she would have rubbed her warty ass on me while "pretending" to put steam on the coals.

This is total bullshit, and I'd tell the management of my gym but they are all big dykes too. I can't even join another gym because there's not a single gym within 100 miles and I signed a contract for a year here anyway.

Fucking lezzies.
Are you sure you're not in the men's locker room?
 

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As a 30 year old woman with succulent breasts, I know quite a bit about fending off dirty lesbian women in the changeroom. May I offer a suggestion?

The next time one of those cunt-ears walks up to you and try to put the moves on you, grab them by their tits and turn them counter clockwise really hard. I hear that's where their Gay switch is. If you do it right, they will become straight and obsessed with cock, as all women should.

Good luck.:smile:
 
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I wasn't looking at your tits, I was pretending to look at them while I checked out your clit - I'd do you too, meet you round the back of the bike sheds in ten minutes - bring a dildo and some peanut butter. Now get away from Hollie, you're mine bitch :)
 

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Gee Snoozie, that is awful! In the south our bulldykes are still kinda girly. Being southern belles and all they wear powder blue workout clothes, instead of pink like us nice, normal, cock loving girls. :smile::cool:

Southern bulldykes seem to be really nice. Sometimes when I'm in the shower one of them washes my hair while another one scrubs my back. :tongue: But the nicest one is the girl who works there, with all the tattoos and piercings. I was scared the first time I saw her in the womens locker room cause with her mullet, deep voice, and manly shape I thought a homeless man had wandered in by accident. :biggrin1: :lmao: Any who, Ms. Mullet as I like to call her always waits for me to finish my shower and then pats me down with a nice warm dry towel. :smile::cool: I'll have to ship you some of our Southern Bulldykes.

As a 30 year old woman with succulent breasts, I know quite a bit about fending off dirty lesbian women in the changeroom. May I offer a suggestion?

The next time one of those cunt-ears walks up to you and try to put the moves on you, grab them by their tits and turn them counter clockwise really hard. I hear that's where their Gay switch is. If you do it right, they will become straight and obsessed with cock, as all women should.

Good luck.:smile:

Hahahaha ROTFLMAO
 

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are you looking at my tits too? i mean, you're so hot, and i'd do you, but still, i mean, um...

Guilty. :redface:

Yeah HollyBlue should be HottieBlue. I always read her posts, only 10% of me stalks her.

Aw, shucks... :flirt:

Gee Snoozie, that is awful! In the south our bulldykes are still kinda girly. Being southern belles and all they wear powder blue workout clothes, instead of pink like us nice, normal, cock loving girls. :smile::cool:

Southern bulldykes seem to be really nice. Sometimes when I'm in the shower one of them washes my hair while another one scrubs my back. :tongue: But the nicest one is the girl who works there, with all the tattoos and piercings. I was scared the first time I saw her in the womens locker room cause with her mullet, deep voice, and manly shape I thought a homeless man had wandered in by accident. :biggrin1: :lmao: Any who, Ms. Mullet as I like to call her always waits for me to finish my shower and then pats me down with a nice warm dry towel. :smile::cool: I'll have to ship you some of our Southern Bulldykes.



Hahahaha ROTFLMAO

You slay me! All of you! :biggrin1: :lmao: :biggrin1:
 

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I just started going to the gym regularly, and though I am really happy with my trainer and the results I'm getting, I have to say I'm getting really sick of these snaggle-toothed old bulldykes with beards looking at my tits while I change.
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Fucking lezzies.
That is HAWT! By the way, you do have nice tits. Wanna fuck?

And you can't call those bulldykes "lezzies" any more, it's not PC. You have to call them "vagitarians."