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Dang... When I click on the link I get:

"The page isn't redirecting properly.

Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete."
 

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I nearly died laughing at this part: "this man has been shouldering the heavy burden of massive blood thinning every time he has an erection. If he were to get aroused in the middle of a nose bleed, he would probably die."
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I believe the author's nickname is "Needle-Dick, The Bug Fucker".
Cracked, as in the magazine? If so, no wonder I liked Mad magazine so much more as a kid.
 

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The author obviously went out of his way to highlight the more bizarre stuff here in order to be funny, but I have to say he was quite successful.

I do want to know what the one guy's issue was with riding the bus, though. :confused:
 

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I laughed my ass off at this one : "Heres a fellow that my heart goes out to. Day after day he has to trudge through life lugging Sasquatch around in his drawers and look at the drawbacks he faces. Look at the horror of his every day life. Because of his immense wang hes never sure if a woman just wants him for his dick. Plus he cant ride the bus. Goddamn. I thought, as a society, we were better than this. Someone find this man a woman who can look past his schlong--that must be so massive it has teeth at this point--and into his heart. His non-public transit riding heart."

Yeah, I think he missed the point of the site, but you gotta admit: Its existence alone is a great target for satire and sarcasm when blog writers are having a slow news day...
 

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I don't really get why people may be offended, I thought the article was hilarious and well written. And dudes gotta point, some profiles on here are rubbish, some are likely fictitious and I question half of these threads... Some are so weird I don't understand their intent.

Plus, the idea of even having a support group for big dicks is pretty funny, ain't it?