TheyFit condoms: not big enough

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  1. lucinda

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    First question: Bigger condoms. This is the most important.
    I'm asking this question for a friend who doesn't have internet access. He ordered the TheyFit condoms from the website, http://secure.condomania.com/TheyFit/ .

    He ordered the biggest (thickest) size they have, but they just barely fit and they are extremely uncomfortable. The base of the condom gets painful so he can't have it too far down. He is a fraction under 12" x 9" (12 length, 9 girth). He would really appreciate any ideas about other condoms, alternatives, adaptive methods, or whatever.

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    Second question: he also has problems with underwear. He generally doesn't wear underwear. Most of the time he wears khakis and jeans.

    When soft, he's about 9x7.5 and he hangs out. The main problem, though, is that he has huge testicles (described as about the sizes of baseballs). He would really appreciate any ideas for comfort and support.
     
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    Perhaps his veterinarian could help him. Or maybe he just needs to date only mares who are on the pill.
     
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    baseballs........................................give me a break!
    Buy him a catcher's mitt
     
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    My understanding of they fit is that you measure before you purchase (they have a printable chart that you use). So the idea of purchasing some that don'f fit seems a bit far fetched to me.
     
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    He has no internet access, and yet ordered condoms from a website. :rolleyes:

    It's a miracle, I tell you... a miracle! :cool:
     
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    Don't let him go to Japan. They'll enshrine him in a temple and name a festival after him.
     
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    Or even more likely, turn him into a float... :rolleyes:(Now I KNOW you can come up with an appropriate pic link for THAT< Pecker.:biggrin1:)
     
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    No, he didn't order it himself directly from a website. A different friend allegedly ordered them for him. Yes, he allegedly used the theyfit measuring option and he said it still wasn't adequate, but the closest match to anything he's been able to find thus far.
     
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    I responded to a different reply on this, but he alleges that he did use the paper measuring option and he knew it wouldn't fit perfectly, but it is - thus far - the only thing that's closest to what he needs. It is usable for him versus any other condoms he's tried.

    Again, all this is what he tells me.
     
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    Emphasis: a friend of mine requested that I submit inquiries on his behalf. I myself am not faking this, though he may well be himself. As I've said already to others, he alleges that the theyfit paper measuring option was evidently not fitting him either, but it has been the only condoms he's found yet that can even partially accommodate him.
     
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    Aside from all the assumptions and accusations of fraud, responses that actually respond to the question of whether you know of any resources or alternatives other than TheyFit would be appreciated. Condoms consisting of other than latex will be considered.
     
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    A regular latex condom will stretch far enough to go over a watermelon. I don't lke wearing them, because they're too tight around the base of my cock, which is 7" at its thickest. Trojan MagnumXLs fit me just fine, and many guys whose dicks are bigger than mine say they're big enough.

    My cock is 11" , too, measured from my asshole and add an inch. :-/
     
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    Have you tried Googling "Alternatives to They Fit condoms"?

    It'll probably be a faster and more accurate way to find the information you seek.
     
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    Challenge accepted.
     
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    He should go to their store in NYC. The entire staff will assist him.
     
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    cough::bullshit::cough
     
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    Don't be a SMARTASS:tongue:

    Obviously his female friend went to the internet and got them for him.. as well as the underwear.:biggrin1:
     
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    My BS call was mainly in relation to the "balls being as big as baseballs" part - I wouldn't argue with you if we knew he had elephantitis (sp).

    But with his "12x9" he might as well head for guinness now... :rolleyes:
     
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    Yeah, a nine inch circumference is fuckin' ridiculous. I am 7.5 and the S17 size they fit condom is like 6 x 6, that smushes my dick to all hell and is NOT WEARABLE for me. The largest girth condom they make is 6.5 around and is 8 inches long. A tick too long for me and still not wide enough. If you don't have a pic for this alleged penis, then we must assume you are....how do you say.... dreaming!
     
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