thick as a coke can (really)

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    And the owner of that majestic Monument is.....?????????
     
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    kane???
     
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    nick?


    but yah, deffinatly not coke can, more like beer bottle, maybe a lil more
     
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    Shorty Mac has more girth i think... ?
     
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    He doesn't...The three thickest ones in professional porn are Him & shorty.
    and there's of course Shane Diesel. But diesel is not as thick as these two. (although , it seems like the head of his cock is slightly bigger them both)
     
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    Jez Kane
     
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    Um, not quite. :biggrin1:

    But he is massive. :eek:
     
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    is one born with it that thick or was surgery involved?
     
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    Sorry. Mr. Kane is not thicker than Shorty.

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    Right, prize to the first finder of a DP involving these 2....:eek:
     
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    I said Shorty wasn't thicker. Both are aprox on par. Although , after seeing these pics of yours , i'm now convinced that Kane is slightly thicker.

    Tell you what...Instead of arguing...Let's just compare the shots that you posted next to kane's pics. (btw these are screenshots )

    Then you'll give your final verdict.
    Personally , i'm giving the edge to Kane. Though not by much. One thing is for sure ,both are thicker than shane. (but shane's penis head seems bigger)

    Here's the comparison with your photos..
     

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    Alright boys. Let me throw in some fact here - Kane has never been with a woman smaller than Delta White. Delta is certainly not big, but she is not much smaller than average if we are comparing pornstars.

    Shorty has had some trouble finding petite pornstars himself, but Jaylynn is definitely one of them. Jaylynn is tiny compared to the girls Kane has had scenes with.

    But all that being said, the truth is that it is inconclusive because they have never been with the same woman. All we can do is speculate. Personally I think that they are very close to the same measurements. Shorty may APPEAR wider because he is shaped more like a 2X4 while Kane is a perfectly round cylinder. Volume-wise it would be very close IMO.
     
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    Problem with your shots is they are rather blurry and at weird angles/resolutions but I have no doubt that Mr. Kane is thick anyway. Btw, of the 4 I posted, 2 are screen shots and 2 are part of a highres photo shoot. There has been no retouching, believe me. Oddly enough, the people that work with Shorty have not gone that path unlike the realitykings and bangbros crew.

    I'll post some more.. just for fun :) These are of Sophie Dee who I was hoping had worked with Mr. Kane.. maybe she has but I haven't seen anything.

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    Yeah i know..Like i said , those are screenshots from that video so they do have a good quality , nonetheless...It seems pretty evident even from those shots that the guy is either on par or slightly thicker.

    (personally he looks lightly thicker to me)

    But that comparison aside..I've personally never seen a penetration this thick in porn before... (i don't see what's wrong with this angle btw)
     

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    That's also true , both have a very different shape. Maybe they're about the same afterall ?...I'm hesitating...the only thing i'm sure about is that both look thicker than shane. (who's already ridiculously thick )
     
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    btw aside from shorty & kane , there's another guy (don't know his name) who's pretty thick but who rarely shows up at those german gangbangs with that masked hung guy (see thread)
    http://www.lpsg.org/112212-huge-hockey-mask-guy-short.html

    Just check these two screencaps...he seems pretty thick too.
     

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    Indeed validi, he is a recent addition to the John Thompson stable [I use that word advisedly] of thick uncut horsecocks. Whilst not as long as The Masked man, he is almost as thick, especially at the base. His trademark costume is a black T-shirt and dark glasses. Grabs are from John Thompson - 27043 - Sperma Einladung.
    http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/31720d1212148073-any-massively-thick-cock-porn-vlc-1090267.jpg
    http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/31721d1212148198-any-massively-thick-cock-porn-vlc-1095061.jpg
    http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/31722d1212148198-any-massively-thick-cock-porn-vlc-1097561.jpg
    http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/31723d1212148198-any-massively-thick-cock-porn-vlc-1098995.jpg
    http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/31724d1212148198-any-massively-thick-cock-porn-vlc-1102258.jpg
    There are quite a few threads about the horsehung guy in the hockey mask who features in many many JT & GGG films - do a search on LPSG for 'hockey mask' and 'white pony'... here are 3 grabs from GGG Sperma Dusche [2007]:
    http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/31717d1212147275-any-massively-thick-cock-porn-vlc-812998.jpg
    http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/31718d1212147275-any-massively-thick-cock-porn-vlc-817642.jpg
    http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/31719d1212147275-any-massively-thick-cock-porn-vlc-824259.jpg
     
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